2025-12-22 22:12:36 ET hey SK it’s just me takin a big poop over here again. i used some more of the letters that came with my “Farts ❤︎” purse (see the post™ below this one) to make a small backpack i have say “Not a part of the PsyOp ❤︎” so basically wish me luck if i ever try wearing that now in seattle or los angeles or DC granted why in the hell i would ever go to DC is beyond me but i digress. almost done pooping i think maybe!

2025-12-19 21:52:05 ET HEY CHAT it's just me your totally normal Amazon™ Influencer® Friend© who acts like a very normal person on the internet here just wanting to show you guys chat my fans ladies this AmAzInG purse i just got for FREE from amazon.com that YOU YOURSELF can get for NOT-FREE because you can BUY one (or 800) of these purses with YOUR MONEY using my affiliate link below which somehow also gets ME MONEY because CAPITALISM makes SENSE! OMG CHAT LOOK CHAT isn't it <INSERT WEIRD MILLENNIAL INFLUENCER BUZZWORD(S) OF YOUR CHOICE HERE> CHAT? omg EPSTEIN FILES. https://amzn.to/4qhicoa

2025-12-18 20:41:12 ET so, for some reason today has been the big poop day i expected 2 days ago! whatever. (stock photo not necessarily related but for some reason i couldn’t find a stock photo of someone shrugging perplexedly on the toilet so i found something better)

2025-12-16 17:46:51 ET been waiting for this poop for days and i think it’s gonna be a 2-parter. will update later to confirm. [update, 9:33pm] no part 2 yet but i swear it's fucking coming. will circle back before bed! [update, 11:05pm] apparently part 2 of this shit is gonna show up in the morning which likely means it's going to be huge. [update, the next day] i am pleased to announce that the much anticipated Poop Part 2 FINALLY showed up and it was just as dense as your mother.

2025-12-13 01:06:58 ET ok so this was absolutely fucking incredible from start to finish to such an extent that i think i'll watch the whole thing at least a 2nd time. wow. if this is any indication of gamestop's current direction, i would say the company is absolutely poised for a comeback. seriously. that is if the CEO doesn't end up shot by some other big tech CEO hitjob after he allowed this whole-ass thing to happen. someone hurry up and employ me so i can start giving gamestop my money again. 2 comments

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