2026-05-30 10:17:28 ET hello happy weekend, just wanted to let you all know that dating apps persist in being the absolute literal definition of the phrase "total unmitigated dumpsterfire" ... uh 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe 2 comments

2026-05-29 01:39:19 ET 💁 i did not ask for late night poop. 🤷 yet here i am at 11:36 in the pm when i am usually well in bed by 11:00 in the pm but instead i’m over here not at all in bed while turds keep shovin’ out muh b-hole 🤷 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe

2026-05-22 23:32:00 ET omg guys. you guys. i just BURPED and FARTED at APPROXIMATELY the SAME TIME. this is definitely not a pointless post and i am definitely not using the fact that this just happened as an excuse for continuing my stupid new page "design" with another post. nope definitely not doing th- 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe

2026-05-19 15:38:12 ET don’t have any poops for two whole days and then have ceaseless repeating endless poops for 3 days* sure why not. p.s. those of us posting currently feels like we're playing a very slow game of "shuffle the noob avatars around" on the SK frontpage and i am waiting til they somehow align into a perfect 2x2 square grid. p.p.s. *4 days (the "p.p." in "p.p.s." stands for "poop poop". no one knows what the "s." stands for though - that's one of the internet's greatest mysteries.) ...shit. the s stands for shit. "poop poop shit". 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe 6 comments

2026-05-13 10:59:50 ET since i'm needing to figure out how to not end up homeless by july, and the "job market" is still a fucking lie, and finding freelance work has also become quite fucking stupid, while i still do whatever i can to try to navigate this shit and hope someone just shows up and says "hey lars look here's a real source of income for an actual position that's actually hiring wow!" i've realized "oh yeah i'm still a professional DJ and while i broke the unplanned hiatus (thanks psychotic ex wife! instantrimshot.com) i was stuck in in regards to DJing a few years back, and i've released a few recorded mix releases since then, i really need to figure out how to actually start playing out again more since, theoretically, well paying DJ gigs actually are a thing that still exists. then this morning it hit me that oh wow, in my current endeavors to try to Get Stuff Happening™ with this, i have recently semi-updated (some of the bio copy is still somewhat out of date but whatever) my resident advisor profile as such, and SK is still stupid, so i can make an entirely unnecessary and pointless avatar photo update here via making a horribly compressed / tiny-ized / all-but-destroyed jpeg of my RA Promotional Image™ to fit within Stupid SK's Stupid 100k Image Size Limit Lol™. below is the less-compressed jpeg that's shoved into RA's far less stupid image constraints even though i am sure no one here gives a shit but i give a shit because i have designer problems but i also don't give a shit cause SK is stupid and i am just making this post purely to do something relatively pointless while i prepare for an otherwise pointed (just gonna go with that as the opposite of pointless) day. FFS i'm not even pooping yet. whatever! [ big update mere moments after making this post ] I AM ABOUT TO POOP! THIS POST HAS MANIFESTED IT HUZZAH! 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe

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