I HAVE RETROACTIVELY DISCOVERED MY FIRST LEGITIMATE FIRST WORLD PROBLEM

2017-07-21 21:48:09 ET BECAUSE THE VIRGIN HAS INCENTIVIZED ME TO FINALLY UPGRADE MY IPHONE FROM MY OLD 5S, I CAN NOW SAY THAT I LEGITIMATELY DO NOT KNOW HOW I EVER LIVED WITHOUT APPLE PAY. DOES THIS MEAN I'M FINALLY A REAL AMERICAN? 🇺🇸

whoever's heading up the branding department at okcupid...

2017-06-24 03:31:20 ET ...needs to just go ahead and change the URL from okcupid.com to mostlyquarterlifeemotionallyunstableandoralcoholicwhitepeopleaddictedtofirstworldproblemsandhavingnosolidconceptofwhatalifelongrelationshipactuallyentails.com 5 comments

a blurb i wrote up earlier today that was published on ellowrites

2017-06-14 20:41:19 ET in the wake of today's events let's all be crystal clear about something: the US has the largest amount of gun violence and gun deaths in the developed world because we have the worst gun laws and the worst mental health infrastructure in the developed world, allowing for more mentally unstable people to own guns in this country than anywhere else in the developed world. shootings in america don't happen because of trump, or because of bernie, or because of isis, or because of violent video games, or because of any other BS excuse the shooter has at the time. shootings in america happen because mentally unstable americans are allowed to own guns. period. it's absolutely DISGUSTING how the mainstream media reports stories like this. when nearly 100% of americans support common sense gun regulation and background checks and less than 5% of either political party in DC shares that support when it comes to actual policy, what does the media do? it tries to smear the one guy who's NOT bought by the NRA and has consistently fought for policies to actually stop shootings like this. wake up, people. the media is playing you all for fools. as an addendum: https://youtube.com/watch?v=x8CtXkkTOL0 5 comments

via wuu.co/add/larsbamble

2017-06-03 21:48:22 ET they also messed up my address slightly. wuu on iphone

I LOVE DICK AND BALLS

2017-06-01 02:07:53 ET As the title suggests, I love dick and balls. Especially when fresh out of the shower. I love it when a guy wears some tight shorts so his bulge shows when it grows. When it starts growing is when I start touching, licking and sucking. If you want nothing more than head, then you've come to the right place. I love to service guys to completion. Lick your mushroom head all down the shaft until I get to those balls. I'll fit both of them in my mouth and lick them and make them wet. Especially love balls that sag low. If your lady isn't giving you the attention your cock deserves then let me fulfill your needs. I believe a beautiful cock should be worshipped. If you are interested in this add, respond with pics. Good hygiene is a must. No dick cheese or anything like that. This is 100% Disceet and no strings attached head. If I don't reply right away it's because I'm busy or have a lot of responses to this add. 8 comments

i'm at the braille house

2017-05-20 22:33:14 ET and fetty potter fell over. just in case you were wondering. 5 comments

✊️

2017-04-28 04:31:06 ET 2 comments

THE NEW JAMIROQUAI ALBUM

2017-04-08 20:37:23 ET IS ON POINT YOU'RE WELCOME. 6 comments

2017-03-27 04:02:36 ET

wuu it up

2017-03-23 22:22:39 ET if anyone here who has an iphone or ipad would like to wuu, text me at 415-716-7136 for an invite code 👌

2017-01-11 17:52:35 ET 10 comments

WHAT?!

2017-01-08 01:35:50 ET THE CHAT DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE? HOW ON EARTH AM I GOING TO HAVE A PARTY ON THE INTERNET NOW? 2 comments

a shot i took today from the trolley on market street. christmas in america.

2016-12-25 19:35:02 ET click for resolution-scalable version on ello 3 comments

2016-12-23 00:21:34 ET #PooGas 4 comments

2016-11-15 23:07:32 ET

some people will say that the mars bar and the milky way are the same thing

2016-11-13 22:16:22 ET THOSE PEOPLE COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG.

MY BROTHER CAME TO VISIT. WE WENT TO THE FLAGSHIP APPLE STORE. THE END.

2016-11-08 02:15:32 ET

I HAVE ACQUIRED THE INTERNET IN REAL LIFE

2016-11-04 00:58:32 ET

i honestly have no fucking clue why i got an account again

2016-10-26 01:07:08 ET but here i am anyway. i may or may not stick around with any remote semblance of regularity, but at least those of you still here who care to keep in contact with me now have a constant link to my website which in turn has a constant link to my email and iphone as well as various other things that you can use to stalk me pretty much everywhere. the oddest thing about this site for me is how little some folks on it have apparently changed over the years. granted, one can only tell so much from an online persona, especially on a site that in and of itself hasn't really changed, but it's a weird feeling to be someone who's life has maintained a very steady momentum and progress to see others seemingly still in the same place personally and physically that they were in a decade, two decades, ago. i'm obviously not making a blanket statement on everyone here - just that it seems to be the case for a good number of profiles. i feel like channeling genesis p-orridge in saying "i kept saying change, change, change - and nobody wanted change." well, anyway, i could blather on further here about various details and elements of progress in my life since i was last here but, eh - didn't anyone on SK ever read the part of the TOS where it says it's not supposed to be a journal site? it would seem that part of my own growth has been the realization that i'd rather talk about such things in actual conversation with people who are willing to listen. also i've come to learn that when one is truly on one's path in life, the need to prove anything to anyone else just sort of goes away in the process. in sum: life is. so you better live it. namaste. 5 comments

HAT

2016-10-25 20:07:26 ET PANTS 13 comments

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