2017-11-30 00:20:19 ET 2 comments

MY THANKSGIVING TO-DO LIST IS READY TO GO.

2017-11-23 03:32:00 ET

2017-11-20 02:27:30 ET 2 comments

MY KID GOT A HAIRCUT YESTERDAY

2017-11-16 15:16:07 ET 1 comment

2017-11-11 22:24:08 ET

2017-11-06 01:57:42 ET

a real gem from twitter

2017-10-30 23:38:17 ET

COLUMBUS DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2017-10-09 14:39:24 ET 3 comments

TIM AND ERIC RETWEETED ME

2017-10-05 01:43:48 ET I CAN NOW QUIT THE INTERNET. BYE BYE.

2017-10-02 19:11:36 ET "bad government is the natural product of rule by those who believe government is bad." - thomas frank

2017-09-10 02:39:35 ET the roommates moved to italy which means i'm now getting settled into the front master bedroom; upgrading to a king size bed and curved san francisco victorian bay windows. this also means the kid fully has his own room now and another friend he likes a lot will be moving into our old room shortly. i never make personal bullshit posts like these cause they seem so pointless to me at this point in my life, especially on a site such as this, but maybe this is more for personal reflection than anything. i remember once, what feels like ages ago, when i (and everyone else, for that matter) was still more active on this site, during one of the number of years that i was in and out of homelessness and, quite frankly, surrounded by some seriously shitty people both on here and in real life, i made some sort of aspirational life post here. i can't recall what exactly it was about, but i'm pretty sure it pertained to looking for a specific sort of living situation at the time. someone on here made the sardonic response of asking me if beggars could be choosers. my answer, at the time, was yes, and i'm sure i added more words than just yes, though in retrospect i don't know what i was trying to prove to them or anyone else. sitting next to me on my bed as i type this in a moment of quiet solitude is a fortune i got from panda express after moving here - one that i've hung onto: a great pleasure in life is doing what others say you can't 21 comments

I LOVE IT WHEN I BUY CORN CHIPS CORN

2017-09-01 21:15:18 ET 3 comments

as an addendum to my previous "political grid" post...

2017-08-23 12:57:49 ET high quality funnyman branson reese posted this on twitter. it's quite accurate. 2 comments

GUYS U GUYS I FOUND MY FAVORITE SONG EVER

2017-08-15 23:41:57 ET 3 comments

politicking

2017-07-28 00:28:17 ET i remember back when i first joined SK - when i still fit myself into the whole ridiculous "subculture" ideal, since i hadn't yet realized that i was just as much a part of the entire human race as everyone else was - this political compass quiz was getting posted around the site for a time, probably around the same time the quiz first surfaced on the internet. i remember back then, when i took it, my dot landed literally smack dab in the center of the grid. i just took it again now for shits and giggles, as i noticed it hopping around elsewhere on the net again. figured it'd be entertaining to do so. and, much to my not-surprise, it turns out 15 odd years of actually moving and living around the country a bit while becoming a lot more informed, and actually experiencing, well, life, has moved my dot to a more reasonable position: curiously i'm an infinitely more stable person now than i was then as well. funny how that works. 2 comments

I HAVE RETROACTIVELY DISCOVERED MY FIRST LEGITIMATE FIRST WORLD PROBLEM

2017-07-21 21:48:09 ET BECAUSE THE VIRGIN HAS INCENTIVIZED ME TO FINALLY UPGRADE MY IPHONE FROM MY OLD 5S, I CAN NOW SAY THAT I LEGITIMATELY DO NOT KNOW HOW I EVER LIVED WITHOUT APPLE PAY. DOES THIS MEAN I'M FINALLY A REAL AMERICAN? 🇺🇸

whoever's heading up the branding department at okcupid...

2017-06-24 03:31:20 ET ...needs to just go ahead and change the URL from okcupid.com to mostlyquarterlifeemotionallyunstableandoralcoholicwhitepeopleaddictedtofirstworldproblemsandhavingnosolidconceptofwhatalifelongrelationshipactuallyentails.com 5 comments

a blurb i wrote up earlier today that was published on ellowrites

2017-06-14 20:41:19 ET in the wake of today's events let's all be crystal clear about something: the US has the largest amount of gun violence and gun deaths in the developed world because we have the worst gun laws and the worst mental health infrastructure in the developed world, allowing for more mentally unstable people to own guns in this country than anywhere else in the developed world. shootings in america don't happen because of trump, or because of bernie, or because of isis, or because of violent video games, or because of any other BS excuse the shooter has at the time. shootings in america happen because mentally unstable americans are allowed to own guns. period. it's absolutely DISGUSTING how the mainstream media reports stories like this. when nearly 100% of americans support common sense gun regulation and background checks and less than 5% of either political party in DC shares that support when it comes to actual policy, what does the media do? it tries to smear the one guy who's NOT bought by the NRA and has consistently fought for policies to actually stop shootings like this. wake up, people. the media is playing you all for fools. as an addendum: https://youtube.com/watch?v=x8CtXkkTOL0 5 comments

via wuu.co/add/larsbamble

2017-06-03 21:48:22 ET they also messed up my address slightly. wuu on iphone

I LOVE DICK AND BALLS

2017-06-01 02:07:53 ET As the title suggests, I love dick and balls. Especially when fresh out of the shower. I love it when a guy wears some tight shorts so his bulge shows when it grows. When it starts growing is when I start touching, licking and sucking. If you want nothing more than head, then you've come to the right place. I love to service guys to completion. Lick your mushroom head all down the shaft until I get to those balls. I'll fit both of them in my mouth and lick them and make them wet. Especially love balls that sag low. If your lady isn't giving you the attention your cock deserves then let me fulfill your needs. I believe a beautiful cock should be worshipped. If you are interested in this add, respond with pics. Good hygiene is a must. No dick cheese or anything like that. This is 100% Disceet and no strings attached head. If I don't reply right away it's because I'm busy or have a lot of responses to this add. 8 comments

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