2025-07-08 20:32:14 ET

if you watch this video to its end, not only will you be armed with useful information for protecting what's left of your personal sovereignty, but you will learn that this is not, in fact, the "communism" you've been told it is. this is, in fact, capitalism in its purest form - the logical end-result of the absolutely infantile libertarian idea of pRiVaTiZe EvErYtHiNg. something those of us in what's left of the actual, historical american left have been sounding the alarm bells on for decades, while everyone has just been PsyOp'd to death.

oh well.

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you're welcome! 🙃

don't worry i'll be back to pooping again soon enough.



2025-07-07 22:41:47 ET





2025-07-05 01:13:07 ET

really proud of my truth social account. gonna be an influencer. look at me go.






2025-06-30 22:30:44 ET

now this is the shartpoop extravaganza i’ve been waiting like 2 weeks for. not that i haven’t pooped the past 2 weeks - of course i have. it just hasn’t been this poop. i feel like this has to be a positive sign from the universe. smells like a chemical plant explosion too. A++ all the way around.


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2025-06-22 00:21:45 ET

IMPORTANT UPDATE AFTER THE ENTRY BELOW THIS ONE.

• ran out of zero sugar frosting, decided not to get anymore for right now. we’ll see how long i hold out.

• ate some fuckin Little Caesars Pretzel Pizza™® with pepperoni to which i also added anchovies and pineapple because i like to have The Best Farts.

• currently having ThickBoi RelativelyNormalTurds again. the turds are thickbois that is. i am not. i’m still taking off the few pounds of stress weight i put on the last couple weeks as i wait to hear from my attorney and the kid remains in kidnapped / abducted limbo by his insane abusive mother LOL LIFE U GUYZ OMG WOW.

POOP OUT THE STRESS.

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