only one of the weirdos on this website wasn't so antisocial as to actually bother to text me for last year's Official Father / Son Christmas Holiday Time Digital Joy Card™ so this year i've given up asking for text messages (though the, like, 2 or 3 of you here who actually have my number will get this sent to your phone as well anyway) and i'll just post this here for the other 2 or 3 of you who might actually care for some reason. click on it for the full-size hugemongous version.
we went to in-n-out for dinner tonight in the midst of our Annual Christmas Lights Exploratory Walk® and i am glad to report i had several huge, long farts while there to share with all the tourists. especially the tourist from texas who honked and whistled at me from his dumbfuck raised truck.
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