2025-06-22 00:21:45 ET

IMPORTANT UPDATE AFTER THE ENTRY BELOW THIS ONE.

• ran out of zero sugar frosting, decided not to get anymore for right now. we’ll see how long i hold out.

• ate some fuckin Little Caesars Pretzel Pizza™® with pepperoni to which i also added anchovies and pineapple because i like to have The Best Farts.

• currently having ThickBoi RelativelyNormalTurds again. the turds are thickbois that is. i am not. i’m still taking off the few pounds of stress weight i put on the last couple weeks as i wait to hear from my attorney and the kid remains in kidnapped / abducted limbo by his insane abusive mother LOL LIFE U GUYZ OMG WOW.

POOP OUT THE STRESS.


2025-06-22 14:18:58 ET

After all this is concluded you will definitely be qualified to write a book and you really should title it POOP OUT THE STRESS

2025-06-22 19:54:02 ET

this sounds like a good idea!

2025-06-22 19:55:09 ET

also how in the fuck did i walk like nearly 20 miles in 2 days and gain 2 pounds? i’m just going to assume way more poop is on the way

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