2026-04-20 18:47:38 ET HEY. HEY YOU GUYS. WILL JOHN TERNUS APPLE AROUND? ....OR WILL APPLE TAKE A TERNUS FOR THE WORSTUS? bottom text. 4 comments

2026-04-18 23:42:13 ET hey just gonna leave a link to this here vero post here. more poop later.

2026-04-15 00:34:24 ET poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop 2 comments

2026-03-29 11:31:10 ET regardless of the absurdly bountiful amount of #ShartyShits™ that came out of me last night, and the horrendous farts that preceded them, i am here to report that the horrendous farts, at least for the moment, are still continuing into this morning! what a delight, as i thought surely they'd all been spent after last night, but no! it is a blessed and abundant day. 4 comments

2026-03-21 22:22:34 ET p.s. i’m over here taking a shit again and somewhere in the inside of my colon made a direct recreation of the opening guitar lick sound from steely dan’s song “black cow” just moments ago, quite cool!

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