2026-01-02 02:23:28 ET

taking some time to reflect on the day before i go to bed.

lunch today was kimchi, so that my day was full of powerful and terrible kimchi belches

of course this led to the evening having been and still being full of tremendous and disgusting kimchi farts

tomorrow morning i will most likely smile real big as i prepare to unleash the inevitable fanciful and horrendous kimchi turds into this blessed new year of 2026

oh boy!


[unrelated post addition!]

is there any online platform now that isn't being obviously overrun by fucking fed accounts and weird paid political operatives? jesus fucking christ.






[additional related update]

the predicted poop is far surpassing my wildest dreams and i am quite pleased!!!



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2025-12-31 20:55:52 ET

NEW YEARS EVE PLANS:

1. POOP

2. MYST 3: EXILE

3. MORE POOP MAYBE

4. ????

5. PROFIT



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2025-12-27 00:26:44 ET

another non-poop post what is this??? but i just wanted to say that i love how something with SK's old-ass architecture, and also likely relating to something with the fact that safari after mac OS tahoe dropped has been a buggy dumpsterfire - though this specifically only happens with SK and not other sites - causes safari to periodically (i would say even as much as 50% of the time) attempt to download the subkultures.net website when typing it into the address bar of the browser and hitting return as opposed to just loading the fuckin site.

only happens with SK (granted i have no idea if i even visit any other non-https sites presently) and happens on both mobile safari and desktop safari on the current iOS / macOS versions.

if i wasn't years and balls deep into safari as my main browser both out of convenience and security features, this and several other problems with this generation of safari would be enough for me to consider a different primary browser but oh well here we are.

even my own website (and various others with animations on them) don't fuckin load properly in safari - and only safari - since macOS 26 dropped.

still love a lot of things about apple but they sure as shit have an increasing amount of "yeesh" going on these days. oh well. enshittification über alles i guess. hey at least safari still has the stellar "remove distracting items" feature to basically kill enshittification on the web otherwise.

the tim cooketh and the tim taketh away.

or something.



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2025-12-24 22:06:25 ET

reorganizing my apartment on christmas eve cause what the fuck else do i have to do this year and as an added bonus i found my christmas poop nurse shirt!





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2025-12-22 22:12:36 ET

hey SK it’s just me takin a big poop over here again. i used some more of the letters that came with my “Farts ❤︎” purse (see the post™ below this one) to make a small backpack i have say “Not a part of the PsyOp ❤︎” so basically wish me luck if i ever try wearing that now in seattle or los angeles or DC granted why in the hell i would ever go to DC is beyond me but i digress.

almost done pooping i think maybe!



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