2025-05-17 21:23:24 ET having some big, hefty, robust, beefy, all-around-top-notch poops both this morning and tonight. that’s right, poopin out the stress pounds i accidentally put on earlier in the week. take that, stress. also you should ignore this entry and the one below it and click the link 3 entries down instead. do it while you’re pooping i don’t care.

2025-05-14 00:01:08 ET tonight is a night where the sharts coming out of my b-hole sound like various parts of the podracing scene in the phantom menace.

2025-05-12 00:56:36 ET odds are good that if you click this link, and listen to the linked video in its entirety, that this will be the most important interview you've listened to so far this year.

2025-05-08 20:26:33 ET finally decided to shazam this one song starbucks loves to play lately that is one of the most grating things i have ever heard. apparently the band is the shins. apparently the shins make fucking terrible music. the more you know 🌈

2025-05-05 01:53:54 ET i hope trump also changes alcatraz’s name to americatraz. 2 comments

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