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2025-11-14 19:35:50 ET hello citizens of the slubbutterz.fartz social media experience userbase. for once, i am not pooping. neigh, instead i am typing up this entry from my xbox using my brand new MIKUSO Large Print Computer Keyboard, Corded USB Full Size Wired Keyboard with Cover,Wrist Rest,Oversized Key Letters for Visually Impaired Low Vision Individuals Easy to See and Type for Laptop,PC, Windows (i typed that verbatim how the product name is typed on amazon, including the inconsistent spacing after commas). am i visually impaired? thankfully, no. did i want a usb keyboard (seriously who still uses or owns a wired keyboard? whatever.) that i could periodically use with my Microsnot SexBox? yes. did i get this fucking thing for free through the amazon vine program so who fucking cares if the keys have extra large characters printed on them? oh dear goddess, yes. am i spoiled by years of using apple's absolutely perfect low profile keyboards with the absolute best-and-fastest finger-travel-to-click rate of any keyboard to ever exist? yes. this keyboard works well enough which is good enough for this extremely once-in-a-while use case. but it can't figure out if it wants to be low profile or not. the keys indent way further than they have to which makes typing this with long nails way more ridiculous than it should be. also the keys are extremely mushy feeling with no real sense of click to them either. whatever. i've tested it here so i can review it on amazon later and thus fulfill my duties as an Amazon Vine Product Reviewer. and no i won't be adding any entertaining trademark symbols or anything to these words or anywhere else on this post cause i'm not going to be arsed to look up / figure out microsoft / windows' stupid and pointlessly convoluted key combinations for special characters when i'm used to apple's 2-to-3 special character key combos that mostly make sense intuitively and at least don't require you to do whatever dumb numeric combination finger gymnastics MicroSnot does. ok bye for now. i rate this keyboard an ok out of ok. 3 comments

2025-11-12 16:21:57 ET it’s #SlowPoopWednesday that’s it that’s the post

2025-11-09 01:25:19 ET 1. ACQUIRE AND CONSUME FREE LARGE ZERO SUGAR 7-ELEVEN SLURPEE 2. HAVE FREE TREMENDOUS FOAMY LIQUID SLURPEE SHITS LATER AS A RESULT 3. ???????? 4. NO PROFIT, ACTUALLY, CAUSE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME EVER THAT I'VE RELEASED A DJ MIX THAT HAS BROUGHT IN ABSOLUTELY ZERO MONEY WHATSOEVER CAUSE I GUESS EVERYONE ELSE OUT THERE HAS BEEN FUCKIN LAID OFF TOO AT THIS POINT AND IS PROBABLY CONCERNED THEY WILL NOT HAVE FOOD TO EAT THIS COMING MONTH CAUSE DONALD TRUMP IS A FUCKING RETARD OH WELL

2025-11-07 23:39:46 ET THICK DUMPS FRIDAY

2025-11-06 15:31:28 ET you guys, i've made it. i have achieved success by winning at the instagram algorithm and have received FOUR likes on what is ostensibly a photo of my butt. dead internet theory MY ASS. ....MY ASS, YOU GUYS. bottom text. 2 comments

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