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2026-05-13 10:59:50 ET since i'm needing to figure out how to not end up homeless by july, and the "job market" is still a fucking lie, and finding freelance work has also become quite fucking stupid, while i still do whatever i can to try to navigate this shit and hope someone just shows up and says "hey lars look here's a real source of income for an actual position that's actually hiring wow!" i've realized "oh yeah i'm still a professional DJ and while i broke the unplanned hiatus (thanks psychotic ex wife! instantrimshot.com) i was stuck in in regards to DJing a few years back, and i've released a few recorded mix releases since then, i really need to figure out how to actually start playing out again more since, theoretically, well paying DJ gigs actually are a thing that still exists. then this morning it hit me that oh wow, in my current endeavors to try to Get Stuff Happening™ with this, i have recently semi-updated (some of the bio copy is still somewhat out of date but whatever) my resident advisor profile as such, and SK is still stupid, so i can make an entirely unnecessary and pointless avatar photo update here via making a horribly compressed / tiny-ized / all-but-destroyed jpeg of my RA Promotional Image™ to fit within Stupid SK's Stupid 100k Image Size Limit Lol™. below is the less-compressed jpeg that's shoved into RA's far less stupid image constraints even though i am sure no one here gives a shit but i give a shit because i have designer problems but i also don't give a shit cause SK is stupid and i am just making this post purely to do something relatively pointless while i prepare for an otherwise pointed (just gonna go with that as the opposite of pointless) day. FFS i'm not even pooping yet. whatever! [ big update mere moments after making this post ] I AM ABOUT TO POOP! THIS POST HAS MANIFESTED IT HUZZAH!

2026-05-11 00:04:10 ET this dumb site is getting weirdly active lately. i’m concerned. there’s even an actual new profile on the front page - if it isn’t a bot. are bots now targeting SK and we have our first one? time will tell. just like time has told me i’m having a massive poop now cause i didn’t poop earlier in the day. i could have, but the enjoyment of being Biologically Male™ plus whatever the heck else i am (including Bonus Hips®) plus the dress i chose to wear today being of the sort that requires seamless underwear, this basically means fashion tape must be involved and once the things are on they’re fuckin on, and while i can pee™ still via some deft maneuvers, i am not taking the fuckin panties off and retaping the things just to poop unless there is some Ultra Massive Shart Emergency™℠✝︎ which happened at starbucks once but i don’t go to starbucks anymore because the corporate heads suck and anyway i think it is almost time for me to wipe my ass now so WELCOME TO SK, MYSTERIOUS NEW BOT USER “AZEZELMORT” THIS POOP’S FOR YOU 💗💗💃 [update] there are TWO new accounts not just one. OK IT'S FUCKIN BOTS. 5 comments

2026-05-07 00:30:58 ET wowpoops high effort post 1 comment

2026-04-24 20:44:56 ET the joke’s on spazztech! i haven’t even gotten around to listening to the new foo pusher or squarefighters albums yet, however the poop i’ve been waiting for days for is finally starting to happen regardless! take that science! 2 comments

2026-04-23 12:28:12 ET from a purely analytical standpoit it's always convenient when a new foo fighters album release relatively coincides with a new squarepusher album release, because i can listen to both albums in close proximity and determine rather directly, at this point in both projects' trajectories, comparatively, whether squarepusher is pushing more squares or foo fighters are fighting more foos, and thusly come to a relatively scientific conclusion on which is the more impressive feat relative to the other at any given point in time, such as now. at any rate, will report back later. 2 comments

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