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2026-03-29 11:31:10 ET regardless of the absurdly bountiful amount of #ShartyShits™ that came out of me last night, and the horrendous farts that preceded them, i am here to report that the horrendous farts, at least for the moment, are still continuing into this morning! what a delight, as i thought surely they'd all been spent after last night, but no! it is a blessed and abundant day. 2 comments

2026-03-21 22:22:34 ET p.s. i’m over here taking a shit again and somewhere in the inside of my colon made a direct recreation of the opening guitar lick sound from steely dan’s song “black cow” just moments ago, quite cool!

2026-03-20 15:26:23 ET 2 comments

2026-03-18 03:29:01 ET it’s been in the 80s° F in SF and humid as fuck the past couple days and SF doesn’t have air conditioning because it doesn’t get this hot very often and also it’s springtime allergy abomination time and let me tell you it’s 1:25am and i’ve awakened with endless snot production and post-nasal drip snot coughing-up coughs and i’m pooping and also just fucking misery generally speaking fuck. at least there’s poop involved finally. 4 comments

2026-03-08 01:57:51 ET El horario de verano es estúpido y por qué nuestra República Democrática del Congo pescado pene hamburguesa deluxe hoho ciudad peligrosa agradable delicioso taco john's. 1 comment

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