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2026-11-11 13:20:38 ET apparently it's that time again for "well i've done my Annual Avatar Photo Switcheroo™ everywhere else on the internets, so now i guess i'll hillariously compress and utterly ruin what used to be an ok photo to fit into SK's absurd 100k image size limit in the year of our lord <checks notes> 2026 (site updates coming in 2021 you guys!)" in fairness my last avatar wasn't exactly matching my avatar everywhere else on the internet as it was my resident advisor avatar specifically but it's not like i'll ever get a DJ gig through SK, so. here's the real version of the photo SK's file size limit has destroyed. i'll apply some not-white colored background (if SK even supports that since some html seems to still be hit or miss here) to the img embed because the white borders are supoosed to have rounded corners but of course that won't show up on the destroyed jpeg SK version in my gallery and no one will care except for my Obsessive Designer Ass™. let's see if this shit works. photo is actually from 2025 from an unreleased LoFi Photography Fashion Photography Self Photography Shoot™ because life has too much shit lately for me to have shot a new photo of myself for avatar purposes but whatever. um also my previous entry regarding pooping has an easter egg in the comments no one saw. exciting! 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe

2026-11-09 03:36:51 ET guys i’m pooping chat you guys but anyway guys i wanted to let you all know that i’ve only seen one iphone duo in the wild in the bay area. one. c’mon chat you guys guys chat “iphone duo?” more like “IPHONE MONO” LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO ok done pooping now guys. 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe 1 comment

2026-11-01 01:39:32 ET thing 1. some guy who was jogging today while i was Exercise Walking™ (with sennheiser over-ear studio monitor headphones on that don't exactly scream "hey it's convenient to try to talk to me right now while i'm wearing these") after a. attempting and failing to get my attention once, b. turning around and jogging after me to catch up to me again and then incessantly gesture for me to remove my headphones only to ask me "hey you know where the beach is at?" (this is on the walking path onto the bay bridge from emeryville. i'm pretty damn sure there is no beach.) and me basically telling him that no i do not, and then putting my headphones back on and continuing to Walk Briskly™ onward, he acts as though he's jogging away again only to c. again turn back around and catch up with me and gesture for me to pay attention to him again for some reason, so i again pause and take my fucking headphones off (sorry for the repeated interruptions, lovely new booka shade album in my headphones that cleverly apes the album artwork from that one new radicals album but that's neither here nor there i guess) and THIS time the guy seemingly doesn't know what to say (though at this point it's beyond clear he's the sort of Awkward Weirdo Man™ who thinks i'm Hot™ and wants to do something about that. sigh.) and this 3rd time (2nd time he's actually gotten me to stop for him if we're keeping track) he just fuckin pulls out his phone and starts showing me a video of him jerking off his penis. all i could muster as the fastest response possible in order for me to return to my beloved Booka Shade™ Sennheisers® and Lenghty Saturday Walk Routine™ on this very public walking / biking path in broad daylight was to look at him as awkwardly as any man has ever been looked at in his fuckihng life and say "uh i'm into women, sorry, but appreciate it" (needless to say i did not actually appreciate it, i just wanted him to go get distracted by some other shiny object to apparently put his penis in and leave me alone without attempting god-knows-what-else). thing 2. i just saw an advert for McDonald's™ (lol who eats there anymore) doing their Monopoly™® game promotion thing again (i actually used to go there and play that game ages ago before they decided to start charging $5,749.99 for a cheeseburger. i never won anything particularly great, though. i never even won some random guy's locked-loaded-and-always-ready penis jerking smartphone video when i played McDonald's™ Monpoly® Game. oh well.) but anyway the actual reason i'm mentioning this as thing 2 is because this fucking Regular Ass Supposed To Be Family Friendly I Guess Who Knows McDonald's Monpoly Game YouTube / TeleVision Advertisement Commercial is using the song GOT YOUR MONEY by OL' DIRTY BASTARD. to advertise that you can go to mcdonald's and play monpoly. summary: in summary today and tonight have been a fucking day apparently. uh happy halloween i guess? i have no idea. 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe 2 comments

2026-10-23 01:16:28 ET had a good heart to heart chat with the roommate yesterday and things feel better as a result and i'm baleeting my last entry. this shit isn't for IRL RL posting anyway, this shit is for IRL poop shit. kinda was hoping for more poop today TBHNGLWOWFFSJEFF but oh well there's always the morning. 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe

2026-10-15 12:19:53 ET GUYS / CHAT / YOU GUYS / CHAT, I AM TRYING A NEW IDEA REGARDING HOW TO HANDLE THE ENDLESS DELUGE OF SCAM ACCOUNTS ON TELEGRAM, LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK IN THE COMMENTS SECTION DOWN BELOW, CHAT / GUYS / YOU GUYS ...I ALSO CREATED A CHATGPT ACCOUNT WITH THE NAME WITH THE NAME "Avery Biggums" (age 69) JUST TO CREATE THAT TERRIBLE YACHT IMAGE. I HAVE FOUND A SINGLE USE FOR "AI" IMAGE GEN, CHAT / YOU GUYS / GUYS / YOU CHAT. i don't know what happened to lucy, sadly, she stopped replying. ☹️ 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe 2 comments

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