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2026-01-14 03:00:59 ET GOOD NEWS you guys, i have successfully removed a bunch of POOP that was all thick and up in there so that NOW i can let out all the GIANT FARTS that were HERETOFORE stuck way up in there behind the POOP that i am about to FLUSH - BIG FARTS ALL NIGHT HAVE NOW BEGUN. 1 comment

2026-01-10 00:04:23 ET ~EXTRA FANCY~ ~EXTRA FANCY~ is what it says at the bottom. fuckin Santa Claus get your fuckin hand out of the way SMH

2026-01-02 02:23:28 ET taking some time to reflect on the day before i go to bed. lunch today was kimchi, so that my day was full of powerful and terrible kimchi belches of course this led to the evening having been and still being full of tremendous and disgusting kimchi farts tomorrow morning i will most likely smile real big as i prepare to unleash the inevitable fanciful and horrendous kimchi turds into this blessed new year of 2026 oh boy! [unrelated post addition!] is there any online platform now that isn't being obviously overrun by fucking fed accounts and weird paid political operatives? jesus fucking christ. [additional related update] the predicted poop is far surpassing my wildest dreams and i am quite pleased!!! 2 comments

2025-12-31 20:55:52 ET NEW YEARS EVE PLANS: 1. POOP 2. MYST 3: EXILE 3. MORE POOP MAYBE 4. ???? 5. PROFIT 2 comments

2025-12-27 00:26:44 ET another non-poop post what is this??? but i just wanted to say that i love how something with SK's old-ass architecture, and also likely relating to something with the fact that safari after mac OS tahoe dropped has been a buggy dumpsterfire - though this specifically only happens with SK and not other sites - causes safari to periodically (i would say even as much as 50% of the time) attempt to download the subkultures.net website when typing it into the address bar of the browser and hitting return as opposed to just loading the fuckin site. only happens with SK (granted i have no idea if i even visit any other non-https sites presently) and happens on both mobile safari and desktop safari on the current iOS / macOS versions. if i wasn't years and balls deep into safari as my main browser both out of convenience and security features, this and several other problems with this generation of safari would be enough for me to consider a different primary browser but oh well here we are. even my own website (and various others with animations on them) don't fuckin load properly in safari - and only safari - since macOS 26 dropped. still love a lot of things about apple but they sure as shit have an increasing amount of "yeesh" going on these days. oh well. enshittification über alles i guess. hey at least safari still has the stellar "remove distracting items" feature to basically kill enshittification on the web otherwise. the tim cooketh and the tim taketh away. or something. 2 comments

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