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2026-10-04 00:26:05 ET #SHARTURDAY 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe

2026-09-17 00:46:24 ET ok, for ONE (and only one) entry i'm going to be cool like spazztech (don't wanna do more than one entry like this cause then i'd be super cool rather than just cool) and denote that i went to _insert_concert_here_ and in this case _insert_concert_here_ was fucking negativland playing live at the internet archive and it was legitimately one of the coolest shows i've ever been to in my life - even though the weatherman literally phoned in his performance via a facetime call but, honestly, for the sort of stuff negativland does this just makes perfect sense and worked just fine. ¯＼_(ツ)_／¯ i don't know where else they're going on this tour after this but to the thousands of active SK members who will read this, you should definitely see them if you can. they ended the show with "christianity is stupid" which they said they hadn't played live since 1998, and they've now worked a bunch of apple product announcement event recording samples into the song which is great. also on that note, in the plethora of stuff that's both visible and not that they're using in their setup on stage (at one point the bass guitar pictured was being played with an electric toothbrush and run through god knows how many effects) they're utilizing both an ipod touch in a way that i've never seen in my life and also a fucking iphone 4. no laptops though, that'd be silly. ^CLICK FOR LARGE.^ also i have not pooped tonight but i have a pretty good feeling about the morning. [update] nevermind i am pooping tonight afterall but don’t worry i am still quite sure there will be morning poop as well! 🎉 [additional update] there is morning poop it is a good day! [additional additional update] it’s BPM! Beats Per Minute Bonus Poop M’thursday 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe 3 comments

2026-09-15 01:07:54 ET IMPORTANT UPDATE: i had one of those mysterious poops tonight that left absolutely zero residue whatsoever so wiping my b-hole afterwards was 100% pointless and unnecessary as there was literally nothing to wipe. haven't had one of those poops since i was like 22 years old. WTF i've changed literally nothing in my diet lately and i've been downing way too much Whipped Cream™ as a relatively low carb sweet snack for Emotional Management™ purposes so you'd think the opposite would be the result - and believe you me it typically has been - but tonight suddenly had a round of CleanTurds for no apparent reason WHAT IS THIS A UNIVERSAL SIGN OF I AM UNCERTAIN.

2026-09-14 00:47:51 ET because of variuos circumstances and because friends are helpful my (old, broken) iphone 12 has today been replaced by a (relatievly new, fully functional, lovely) iphone 13 mini. i just named the iphone 13 mini so it's official now. farewell Phyllis, hello Samantha SmallFart. (yes, auto-suggest, "SmallFart", very good job.) 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe

2026-09-08 22:44:09 ET lo and behold the absolute top quality content™ you're missing from me over on vero™® (there's also more fun in the comments - on vero, that is. SK comments are never fun.) 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe

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