turboskanker     san francisco



2021-02-25 12:44:32 ET

you, a normal well-adjusted person:

"i got some extra income, so i got myself an apple watch circa 2015-2021 cause it seems useful and i've kinda wanted one"

me, a crackpot designer with problems:

"i got a new client i'm meeting with next monday who supposedly has money and i allegedly have more covid apocalypse money coming sometime next week besides that so i just went on ebay and ordered the thing i've wanted for years from both florida and british columbia simultaneously: a used 6th generation apple ipod nano (from 2010-2012) and a new-in-box color-coordinated watch band for it. SHUT UP, YOU'RE STUPID."


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