turboskanker     Old Fog Town











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2025-11-06 15:31:28 ET

you guys, i've made it.

i have achieved success by winning at the instagram algorithm and have received FOUR likes on what is ostensibly a photo of my butt.

dead internet theory MY ASS.

....MY ASS, YOU GUYS.

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2025-11-03 20:53:07 ET

another year-ish, another opportunity to compress and utterly destroy the fidelity of a new SeLfiE to make it fit into SK's dumbass 100k image file size limitation.

for further pointless but related info, and to see this photo and a couple other equally no-frills shots from this morning in their full uncompressed glory, clicky tappy here.



2025-10-27 21:33:21 ET

it’s…

M O N D A Y   N I G H T

which stands for

M having massive thickboi shits tonight cause i ate fuckin kimchi last night 🆒😎
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G updating this post a bit later again now because i’m suddenly having a second round of shits and this time the poops are not thickbois but are instead, in fact, liquidwomen. 🥬🥬🥓🥓🆒
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4 comments

2025-10-23 00:21:45 ET

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Shit is happening right now wow!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

😎💩🎅🏻🐝

HOLY SHIT SANTA LOOK OUT FOR THAT GIANT BEE





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2025-10-17 15:24:57 ET

gained 2 pounds yesterday  🫷🙄

pooped out 4 pounds today  💪😘


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