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2025-09-15 23:23:41 ET hello subkultures dot net website that i only use to amuse myself while on the toilet. i am here to let you all know that, tonight, i am farting and sharting up the storm. that is not a typo. i did not intend to type “a storm”. no, citizens of earth…. tonight, i am farting and sharting up the storm. <eyes narrow> <lights go red> <thunder sounds> <ominous tuba music plays>

2025-09-14 02:09:40 ET EPIC MIDNIGHT WOBBLY POOPS DISASTER PARTY™

2025-09-13 00:26:03 ET SHOOTY SHITS

2025-09-12 01:38:04 ET HARD FARTS

2025-09-03 00:13:43 ET not entirely positive but i think odds are quite good that as i type this post i am breaking my own personal Fart-N-Shart world record. maybe this is what that fortune i got at panda express a few days ago was talking about when it said i will gain a new sense of confidence this month. 💪💩💃💅🚽 [additional update literally 20 minutes later] whenever i think i might be done Fart-N-Shartin’ it turns out i am not at all done Fart-N-Shartin’. right leg started to fall asleep but never fear i just shifted my seating position slightly. i am winning! [additional update 48 minutes later] i think maybe i’m almost done Fart-N-Shartin’. maybe. definitely a world record. big thanks to Pillsbury™ Zero Sugar Creamy Supreme® Chocolate Fudge Naturally & Artificially Flavored Premium Frosting. C R E A M Y S U P R E M E ® [additional update like 2 hours later or something] nevermind still not done!

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