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2026-09-08 22:44:09 ET lo and behold the absolute top quality content™ you're missing from me over on vero™® (there's also more fun in the comments - on vero, that is. SK comments are never fun.) 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe

2026-08-29 01:11:15 ET please see my entry below this one for another recent “tonight i learned” event with a comment section because this entry won’t have a comment section because i’m posting too damn much but anyway tonight i learned that an amazon custserv rep will not ask you specifically about an ordered product by its ridiculously long amazon product name - something they will normally do when asking about a delivery problem IE they’ll be like “Is this pertaining to the item GBBBLOURVRIAN Blowtorch Health Monitor Skylight FlameThrower Fuzzy Peach Rocket TWIN-LOCK Deluxe Dual-Power Smoke Sky Creator For Boys Aged 12-to-49 ASB-HORSEWAGON-2 ?” when, for example, you’ve experienced a problem with the alleged delivery of your GBBBLOURVRIAN Blowtorch Health Monitor Skylight FlameThrower Fuzzy Peach Rocket TWIN-LOCK Deluxe Dual-Power Smoke Sky Creator For Boys Aged 12-to-49 ASB-HORSEWAGON-2 - the amazon support rep WILL NOT phrase a followup / item confirmation question related to a delivery problem in such a way when the item you’re having a delivery problem with is literally called “MGULEEYI Butt Lifting Leggings Women High Waisted Seamless Workout Leggings Gym Booty Tights Tummy Control Yoga Pants” - in this case the support rep WILL NOT, i repeat, WILL NOT refer to the item by its full amazon listed name and instead will just use such wording as the specific order number and “the leggings”. p.s. i am grateful that my tummy doesn’t actually need controlling i just like leggings. BUTT BOOTY, AMAZON REP. SAY BUTT BOOTY I DARE YOU LOL U WON’T OK.

2026-08-27 14:39:56 ET in the year of our lord 2026 i have discovered that apparently you can add yourself to your buddy list on SK. not that the buddy list is even useful in the year of our lord 2026 when there's only 3 and 1/2 semi-active users but hey this is now a 100% useless thing that you (one of those 3 and 1/2 semi-active users) may or may not have known. 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe 4 comments

2026-08-26 00:14:00 ET a. dolly parton has left us. no word / confirmation as of yet whether or not polly darton and / or dolly fartin' have also left us but for the sake of us all i hope not. b. WTAF. so i made that previous post about needing to come up with $2500 for my attorney and also i wanted needed an additional 21 dollars and 98 cents because negativland are playing live at the internet archive next month and sunday night i got exactly $2500 from a new freelance design client i've recently picked up and then i somehow got a few hundred more via other helpful people. so uh ok is SK my sudden fucking manifestation portal or something? hello fartin polly goddesses of the slabklapturez.nets website i also would like to have a really good sex partner who lives in san francisco (not way far away like other recent FWB situtions) and also isn't psychotic. though one would think the not being psychotic would be automatic given that i specified *really good* sex partner BUT I DON'T TRUST YOU SK GODDESSES ARE YOU FUCKIN WITH ME OR WHAT. well i guess i'm going to see negativland next month anyway. and my attorney got paid so maybe i'll be closer to getting kid back from previous psychotic / not-good partner after the return-to-court date on the 3rd. WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP POSTING ABOUT LEGITIMATE LIFE STUFF HERE? I'M GOING TO STOP THAT NOW. I POOPED TWO OR THREE TIMES TODAY I THINK. ...will report back, however, if posting this nonsense into SK gives me a sex life again. lol sure. p.s. dolly fartin' farts so much because he / she / it eats too much TIM CURRY. 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe 2 comments

2026-08-23 10:44:03 ET somehow i need to come up with $2500 to pay my attorney this week cause the return-to-court date for the kid mess is coming soon and also i need an additional 21 dollars and 98 cents because negativland are playing a show at the fucking internet archive and if this entry is too normal and life-ey compared to my other entries i will also add the following: fart fart plop plop wowee poop. 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe

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