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2025-11-21 22:15:31 ET greetings again citizens of the slubububbinz.farts website blog notblog social media viral sensation network. astoundingly, once again, i am not pooping at the moment. in fact i am testing out yet another fancy fuckin keyboard (free from amazon vine wowee) for which i am typing this entry into my xbox whilst using. this time around it is a <checks notes> Lenovo 700 Modern Wireless Keyboard, 2.4 GHz Dongle & Dual Bluetooth Connection, AES-128 Encryption, 36 Month Battery Life, Luna Grey. and unlike that last keyboard that was really kinda shit, this one is thankfully much less shit! also it manages to get around the xbox one s's dumbass lack of internal bluetooth capabilities by including a DONGle that shoves hard into the stupid xbox one sex's Universal Sex Bus port and forces it to behave and let the keyboard bluetooth itself through this tiny micropenis DONGle like comment subscribe. while this thing still isn't anywhere near as good as apple's keyboards that i'm more used to, it's definitely better than that last one that was a weird mushy mess - the low profile keys on this one actually have a reasonably low profile travel distance - not as snappy or minimal as apple's again but, hey, it's tryin! and i can type on this one without a constant comedy of backspaces and my nails fucking shit up. maybe i'll poop more later i might let you all know. for now i rate this lenovo keyboard a rating of: leyesvo! gonna give that other one away on craigslist i guess - i'm sure someone who's not me will find it useful. TAB SPACE POST. [update later from iphone™] i’m pooping!

2025-11-20 10:03:49 ET NEW MOON POOPIO

2025-11-14 19:35:50 ET hello citizens of the slubbutterz.fartz social media experience userbase. for once, i am not pooping. neigh, instead i am typing up this entry from my xbox using my brand new MIKUSO Large Print Computer Keyboard, Corded USB Full Size Wired Keyboard with Cover,Wrist Rest,Oversized Key Letters for Visually Impaired Low Vision Individuals Easy to See and Type for Laptop,PC, Windows (i typed that verbatim how the product name is typed on amazon, including the inconsistent spacing after commas). am i visually impaired? thankfully, no. did i want a usb keyboard (seriously who still uses or owns a wired keyboard? whatever.) that i could periodically use with my Microsnot SexBox? yes. did i get this fucking thing for free through the amazon vine program so who fucking cares if the keys have extra large characters printed on them? oh dear goddess, yes. am i spoiled by years of using apple's absolutely perfect low profile keyboards with the absolute best-and-fastest finger-travel-to-click rate of any keyboard to ever exist? yes. this keyboard works well enough which is good enough for this extremely once-in-a-while use case. but it can't figure out if it wants to be low profile or not. the keys indent way further than they have to which makes typing this with long nails way more ridiculous than it should be. also the keys are extremely mushy feeling with no real sense of click to them either. whatever. i've tested it here so i can review it on amazon later and thus fulfill my duties as an Amazon Vine Product Reviewer. and no i won't be adding any entertaining trademark symbols or anything to these words or anywhere else on this post cause i'm not going to be arsed to look up / figure out microsoft / windows' stupid and pointlessly convoluted key combinations for special characters when i'm used to apple's 2-to-3 special character key combos that mostly make sense intuitively and at least don't require you to do whatever dumb numeric combination finger gymnastics MicroSnot does. ok bye for now. i rate this keyboard an ok out of ok. 3 comments

2025-11-12 16:21:57 ET it’s #SlowPoopWednesday that’s it that’s the post

2025-11-09 01:25:19 ET 1. ACQUIRE AND CONSUME FREE LARGE ZERO SUGAR 7-ELEVEN SLURPEE 2. HAVE FREE TREMENDOUS FOAMY LIQUID SLURPEE SHITS LATER AS A RESULT 3. ???????? 4. NO PROFIT, ACTUALLY, CAUSE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME EVER THAT I'VE RELEASED A DJ MIX THAT HAS BROUGHT IN ABSOLUTELY ZERO MONEY WHATSOEVER CAUSE I GUESS EVERYONE ELSE OUT THERE HAS BEEN FUCKIN LAID OFF TOO AT THIS POINT AND IS PROBABLY CONCERNED THEY WILL NOT HAVE FOOD TO EAT THIS COMING MONTH CAUSE DONALD TRUMP IS A FUCKING RETARD OH WELL

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