2024-02-11 23:37:18 ET well, as a san franciscan, the best part about watching this year's Big Game™ was how modern technology allowed for me, when half-time happened, to switch the stream from my TV to my iphone, and mute the shit out of said iphone so i could promptly proceed to completely and utterly ignore usher for however the fuck long his horrible show lasted, only periodically glancing at my phone to wonder nonchalantly "is that dreadful hell over with yet?" while, instead of suffering through usher for however the fuck long his horrible show lasted, i just made dinner and caught up on some recent tidbits from the jimmy dore show instead until half-time was over. then, i switched the Big Game™ back to my TV! the fact that i did not hear one single solitary blip from usher, and instead could do as i pleased til his dumbass was done, completely made up for the fact that the 49ers lost. also i mean what otherwise good team could win a game after being totally and utterly thrown off by what was undoubtedly the absolute worst half-time show in the history of mankind - that i thankfully didn't even hear any minute part of? no one can answer this question because usher is fucking awful. 2 comments

2024-02-08 18:01:23 ET .......... we live in clown country and DEI is fucking retarded. 2 comments

2024-02-01 19:29:36 ET somehow ever since KMFDM released that "WTF" album they've somehow utterly reversed the downward trajectory they seemed to be on in the 00s and now they keep getting better with every album again. i got an advance copy through a DJ pool of their new album that releases tomorrow. it's really good. go figure. 4 comments

2024-01-25 23:28:19 ET thanks to youtube's awful algorithm and the shit it tries to recommend to me, i can now definitively say that the phrase "content creation is ego death" is officially the dumbest thing i've ever read on the internet in the history of forever. 5 comments

2024-01-13 00:57:42 ET i don't have nor want instagram and i think selfies are stupid but i've lost over 60 pounds since last year so here, 4 and 1/2 people of the slapklootcherz.buttz website, have 2 (intentionally mirrored so i'm the right way around) terrible dirty starbucks restroom mirror selfies taken shortly after i pissed AND farded. no shid though did that this morning at home - which is too bad because starbucks is definitely my favorite place to shid. MY T-SHIRT IS THE BART SYSTEM MAP IN A HEART IT'S GREAT. 5 comments

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