2024-05-04 16:59:01 ET it's time for another relatively pointless compressed-to-total-shit-for-SK's-lol-100k-image-size-limit avatar change. and then this even more relatively pointless post, for the 2 & 1/2 people here, showing the full-resolution photo not destroyed for SK's size limitations, and also 2 other shots from this photo shoot i did with a friend recently for my long overdue updated DJ press kit. i'll use 2 of these for that. these are the first photos ever taken of me in my entire life that i don't dislike. so i'll post them here where literally no one will see them! lol i accidentally did a real blog entry? um fart fart! 12 comments

2024-04-24 13:48:30 ET twitter.com/RealPepeEscobar/status/1781652011173253524 3 comments

2024-04-13 22:30:35 ET HELLO WELCOME TO MY BRANDING AND PRODUCTS SUBKULTURES CHANNEL U GUYZ. TIKTOK!!1 so it TURNS OUT that CASH APP™®©🤑🐎 let's you order a debit card customized however you want it to be. needless to say, as a PROFESSIONAL DESIGNER of 23 YEARS AND COUNTING i spared NO EFFORTS in customizing mine. it is now the greatest looking card in my wallet that i never use cause all my shit is on APPLE PAY® and YES U GUYZ it actually came PERMANENTLY printed like this from the MAGICAL CASH APP™®©🤑🐎 FACTORY - NO SHARPIE NEEDED. (if you decide to join cash app and make yourself a fancy debit card like mine please text me first so i can send you an invite link cause i'm fucking broke and looking for work still and cash app will give me like $5 if you use my referral link WOW U GUYZ™) selfies are DUMB.

2024-04-04 13:05:21 ET since i love pooping at starbucks so much i got myself a Professional™ Starbucks® Cup™® that i can poop in wherever and whenever i want to, even when the restroom is out of order! (i got it on clearance cause i'm still broke / looking for work. also starbucks has changed their corporate policy so you can only get free poop refills if you keep your damn cup. so i just got this to make it less annoying. #ThanksCrapitalism!) 9 comments

2024-03-28 17:42:10 ET HELLO THERE, I AM HAVING A LARGE POOP™ AT STARBUCKS® RIGHT NOW 5 comments

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