2024-03-28 17:42:10 ET HELLO THERE, I AM HAVING A LARGE POOP™ AT STARBUCKS® RIGHT NOW 5 comments

2024-03-21 23:09:13 ET TODAY CONTAINS MY 2 FAVORITE THINGS 10 comments

2024-03-10 23:24:40 ET got free tickets to a basketball game from the kid's school. also, 2 regular-size (like the same size you can buy in any grocery store) hot dogs + one (cheapest) drink + one single-serving-size bag of regular-ass doritos = nearly 40 damn dollars total. ...glad i'm more of an MLB fan than an NBA fan. jesus fucking christ. 2 comments

2024-03-07 14:46:18 ET allow me to present a semi-comprehensive list of people i instinctively don't trust: • politicians • billionaires / heads of business • any man who wears anything made by lululemon 2 comments

2024-02-15 15:35:35 ET despite san francisco itself having one of the best / easiest voting systems locally in the US (granted, it's a very low bar), the ever-horrendous california state government still likes to make national and state level voting a royally confusing pain-in-the-ass. as such, as a registered Independent / 3rd Party Person (three-peepee) i had to go into city hall today to figure out which fucking ballot i need to vote for RFK jr in the primaries. turns out i don't need to vote for him in the primaries since he's an independent and not trying to outdo anyone else in a party he'd otherwise be running in. so i guess that makes sense. additionally, as soon as i said i was looking to vote for RFK jr. the lady behind the counter at city hall immediately put a mask on. ...uNcLeAn!!1

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