2023-08-11 01:11:13 ET this is one of the best games you've probably never played. highly recommended.

2023-08-02 01:09:24 ET it's tourist season. floridians are visiting. 2 comments

2023-07-23 00:08:40 ET why the everloving actual fuck is everyone and their mom in my internets feeds talking about seeing the damn barbie movie that i wouldn't have even known existed otherwise. we're 3 years out of the biggest global conjob - that killed and impoverished people nearly everywhere - arguably in human history, we've got dingbat sleepy joe letting the military industrial complex walk us all further towards WWIII with 2 nuclear armed powers, and americans are all "OMG DID YOU SEE THERE'S A BARBIE MOVIE NOW?!?!?" i've been told it apparently is "good" and has broad themes around "existentialism" to which i say the following: NO. i will not see this fucking movie. here are 3 other things i will not see, that came immediately to mind when hearing that barbie is apparently existentialist now: a. a film about the poop emoji but it’s a retelling of the buddha’s journey b. a movie about a furby who decides to become a revolutionary political activist and rid the world of nuclear weapons c. bladerunner 3 except instead of replicants they’re all beanie babies now. ... long story short, barbie ≠ existentialism and i couldn't care less how good it is. i'm not fucking watching it. FFS america. ...thank you for coming to my dissertation. 9 comments

2023-07-18 19:58:57 ET just in case you were wondering, seagate has the absolute worst customer support i've ever dealt with in all my life. you know, not that i didn't want to waste a whole work day + the previous evening trying to exchange a still-under-warranty external harddrive that started malfunctioning within 3 months of purchase, and have my bank account charged 6 times for one replacement order thanks to their stupid AuToMaTeD system that is completely broken. the tech industry is run by fucking asshats. 10 comments

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