2024-03-21 23:09:13 ET TODAY CONTAINS MY 2 FAVORITE THINGS 10 comments

2024-03-10 23:24:40 ET got free tickets to a basketball game from the kid's school. also, 2 regular-size (like the same size you can buy in any grocery store) hot dogs + one (cheapest) drink + one single-serving-size bag of regular-ass doritos = nearly 40 damn dollars total. ...glad i'm more of an MLB fan than an NBA fan. jesus fucking christ. 2 comments

2024-03-07 14:46:18 ET allow me to present a semi-comprehensive list of people i instinctively don't trust: • politicians • billionaires / heads of business • any man who wears anything made by lululemon 2 comments

2024-02-15 15:35:35 ET despite san francisco itself having one of the best / easiest voting systems locally in the US (granted, it's a very low bar), the ever-horrendous california state government still likes to make national and state level voting a royally confusing pain-in-the-ass. as such, as a registered Independent / 3rd Party Person (three-peepee) i had to go into city hall today to figure out which fucking ballot i need to vote for RFK jr in the primaries. turns out i don't need to vote for him in the primaries since he's an independent and not trying to outdo anyone else in a party he'd otherwise be running in. so i guess that makes sense. additionally, as soon as i said i was looking to vote for RFK jr. the lady behind the counter at city hall immediately put a mask on. ...uNcLeAn!!1

2024-02-11 23:37:18 ET well, as a san franciscan, the best part about watching this year's Big Game™ was how modern technology allowed for me, when half-time happened, to switch the stream from my TV to my iphone, and mute the shit out of said iphone so i could promptly proceed to completely and utterly ignore usher for however the fuck long his horrible show lasted, only periodically glancing at my phone to wonder nonchalantly "is that dreadful hell over with yet?" while, instead of suffering through usher for however the fuck long his horrible show lasted, i just made dinner and caught up on some recent tidbits from the jimmy dore show instead until half-time was over. then, i switched the Big Game™ back to my TV! the fact that i did not hear one single solitary blip from usher, and instead could do as i pleased til his dumbass was done, completely made up for the fact that the 49ers lost. also i mean what otherwise good team could win a game after being totally and utterly thrown off by what was undoubtedly the absolute worst half-time show in the history of mankind - that i thankfully didn't even hear any minute part of? no one can answer this question because usher is fucking awful. 2 comments

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