2023-10-05 23:19:26 ET [IMPORTANT UPDATE] I HAVE FARTED.... ON CHICAGO. [/IMPORTANT UPDATE] look at my last entry cause it's more important, but, I, FOR ONE, AM LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING THIS THING AND ALSO EATING AT THE WORLD FAMOUS CHICAGO PANDA EXPRESS.

2023-10-04 23:32:48 ET on a long enough timeline, by trial or by literal fire, every american is going to arrive at political positions at or analogous to where some of us have already been at for quite some time now, and others arrived at even far before we did. if you're not here yet, you haven't yet been forced to shake off your propaganda conditioning. in the meantime, more and more people die. tick tock.

2023-09-29 12:55:13 ET WWW World’s Worst wFarts 2 comments

2023-09-21 22:35:40 ET TFW you’re standing at the bus stop and some lady walking her dog walks by while talking to her friend in the phone and all you hear of the conversation is “yeah, yeah carrie fisher loves tuna, too, yeah”

2023-09-10 22:55:45 ET https://twitter.com/MaxBlumenthal/status/1698195427172945944 ....BuT tRuMp!!!11 3 comments

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