2024-04-24 13:48:30 ET

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2024-04-13 22:30:35 ET

HELLO WELCOME TO MY BRANDING AND PRODUCTS SUBKULTURES CHANNEL U GUYZ. TIKTOK!!1

so it TURNS OUT that CASH APP™®©🤑🐎 let's you order a debit card customized however you want it to be. needless to say, as a PROFESSIONAL DESIGNER of 23 YEARS AND COUNTING i spared NO EFFORTS in customizing mine. it is now the greatest looking card in my wallet that i never use cause all my shit is on APPLE PAY® and YES U GUYZ it actually came PERMANENTLY printed like this from the MAGICAL CASH APP™®©🤑🐎 FACTORY - NO SHARPIE NEEDED.

(if you decide to join cash app and make yourself a fancy debit card like mine please text me first so i can send you an invite link cause i'm fucking broke and looking for work still and cash app will give me like $5 if you use my referral link WOW U GUYZ™) selfies are DUMB.




2024-04-04 13:05:21 ET

since i love pooping at starbucks so much i got myself a Professional™ Starbucks® Cup™® that i can poop in wherever and whenever i want to, even when the restroom is out of order!



(i got it on clearance cause i'm still broke / looking for work. also starbucks has changed their corporate policy so you can only get free poop refills if you keep your damn cup. so i just got this to make it less annoying. #ThanksCrapitalism!)


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2024-03-28 17:42:10 ET

HELLO THERE,
I AM HAVING A LARGE POOP™
AT STARBUCKS®

RIGHT NOW




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2024-03-21 23:09:13 ET


TODAY CONTAINS MY 2 FAVORITE THINGS







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