2024-01-13 00:57:42 ET i don't have nor want instagram and i think selfies are stupid but i've lost over 60 pounds since last year so here, 4 and 1/2 people of the slapklootcherz.buttz website, have 2 (intentionally mirrored so i'm the right way around) terrible dirty starbucks restroom mirror selfies taken shortly after i pissed AND farded. no shid though did that this morning at home - which is too bad because starbucks is definitely my favorite place to shid. MY T-SHIRT IS THE BART SYSTEM MAP IN A HEART IT'S GREAT. 5 comments

2024-01-08 21:18:29 ET DJ sets for me usually range in the 120-130 BPM range - that’s BIG POOP MONDAY

2023-12-25 18:02:15 ET if you want this year's Christmas Selfie With Child™ text me @ 415-716-7136. 2 comments

2023-12-24 02:02:32 ET since everyone and their mom and their mom’s uncle said it was worth watching, i finally took it upon myself to watch the dumb barbie movie. my only thoughts after watching are that i really hope the barbies decided to keep horse mountain, as that was definitely a 10/10 improvement on the kens’ part. viva horse mountain.

2023-12-21 12:58:42 ET 🎄☃️🏂 𝓘𝓽'𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓲𝓻𝓼𝓽 𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓹 𝓸𝓯 𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓼𝓱𝓮'𝓼 𝓪 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓴 𝓫𝓸𝓲 🤶🎶❄️ 2 comments

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