2021-06-20 20:49:59 ET #FathersDayFarts

2021-06-18 18:46:50 ET “where do you live?” “san francisco” “yeah but where in san francisco?” “oh, you know, the crossstreets where there’s a strip club, an elementary school, a family chinese food restaurant, and a store called “foot worship” “oh, so you live in san francisco” “yes.”

2021-06-16 00:09:56 ET big ups to my iphone’s autofill feature for really wanting me to check up on sunglasshut.com instead of subkultures.net 4 comments

2021-06-13 23:39:30 ET i'm not on twitter anymore, but still, this is pretty much all that needs to be said right here.

2021-06-02 22:10:51 ET so my kid was on the phone with my mom explaining the simpsons to her (she's never seen the simpsons) and he compared me to marge. sure why not. 🤷‍♂️ 4 comments

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