2024-12-23 02:33:09 ET only one of the weirdos on this website wasn't so antisocial as to actually bother to text me for last year's Official Father / Son Christmas Holiday Time Digital Joy Card™ so this year i've given up asking for text messages (though the, like, 2 or 3 of you here who actually have my number will get this sent to your phone as well anyway) and i'll just post this here for the other 2 or 3 of you who might actually care for some reason. click on it for the full-size hugemongous version. we went to in-n-out for dinner tonight in the midst of our Annual Christmas Lights Exploratory Walk® and i am glad to report i had several huge, long farts while there to share with all the tourists. especially the tourist from texas who honked and whistled at me from his dumbfuck raised truck. 2 comments

2024-12-14 17:58:11 ET taking a shit while listening to one of the neighbors loudly listen to “we are the world” - the most appropriate timing for that song ever. 🥲🫡💩

2024-11-29 00:47:35 ET this year for Eat A Lot And Fart Day™, as is tradition, the kid and i had eggnog and 明爐肥鴨 和 蝦星洲炒麵 從 燒味居燒臘熟餸店, 或者如果你是外國人，就 “YUMMY BBQ KITCHEN” 大鴨子放屁馬上就要來了!   ^____^

2024-11-25 01:01:16 ET i high-fived a girl on the bus today who was wearing a trump hat. eggnog was on sale at safeway today - we ended up going to three different safeways this afternoon because that's how many it took to eventually find the Big Jug On Sale Variety™ actually still in stock at the Ol' Safeway Out By The Ocean™. all in all a relatively successful sunday. the only way i can bring myself to write anything on SK resembling a journal entry is apparently while simultaneously linking to relevant posts i've made on other parts of the internet that have an active userbase of more than 6 & 1/2 people. ¯＼_(ツ)_/¯ 2 comments

2024-11-21 21:33:58 ET i doubt there's anyone here interested in this but, well, because i need money and just in case: https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/sys/d/san-francisco-macbook-pro-400-worth-of/7804271478.html 4 comments

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