2024-02-11 23:37:18 ET

well, as a san franciscan, the best part about watching this year's Big Game™ was how modern technology allowed for me, when half-time happened, to switch the stream from my TV to my iphone, and mute the shit out of said iphone so i could promptly proceed to completely and utterly ignore usher for however the fuck long his horrible show lasted, only periodically glancing at my phone to wonder nonchalantly "is that dreadful hell over with yet?" while, instead of suffering through usher for however the fuck long his horrible show lasted, i just made dinner and caught up on some recent tidbits from the jimmy dore show instead until half-time was over. then, i switched the Big Game™ back to my TV!

the fact that i did not hear one single solitary blip from usher, and instead could do as i pleased til his dumbass was done, completely made up for the fact that the 49ers lost.

also i mean what otherwise good team could win a game after being totally and utterly thrown off by what was undoubtedly the absolute worst half-time show in the history of mankind - that i thankfully didn't even hear any minute part of?

no one can answer this question because usher is fucking awful.



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