2022-03-23 18:15:15 ET whenever the fuck my body stops trying to kill itself thanks to omicron + leftover spike proteins, i've just been asked for an interview on some docuseries being made about the trajectory from myspace to facebook. this means i may have to mention subkultures since this site was basically the precursor to my position at myspace. y'all gonna be famous or something. ...or i'll die from covid vaccine complications. though i am feeling a bit better today so hopefully not. 7 comments

2022-03-20 14:03:39 ET TFW you're suddenly paying $350 to talk to some doctor in wisconsin cause the doctor you have is completely clueless as to ivermectin and any other covid treatment options that don't involve some weird-ass medication from merck that gives you problematic reproductive side effects for 6 months. and cancer. apparently i need to find a new doctor locally cause mine is an idiot. [update] doctor i’m talking to is in new york - he just works remotely for the office in wisconsin. whatever works. 7 comments

2022-03-18 13:34:10 ET well shucky shits, i tested again today, and it turns out what i thought wasn't covid is covid! either that or i have the flu and i also have covid! who the fuck knows. all i know is it's taking it's sweet ass time to go away and i can't do shit as a result and feel constant fatigue. gonna see if san francisco's glorious socialist healthcare system can give me some monoclonal antibodies or some shit to see if i can make it go away faster. i'm still accepting butt pics. [edit] consulted with nurse. turns out i’m not sick enough to need any treatments - though i still feel sick as shit. well whatever.

2022-03-16 12:55:27 ET BIG MOOD 2 comments

2022-03-14 17:04:18 ET a particularly rough, stress-and-anxiety laden few months has seemingly led to my body finally giving up today and deciding "hey you're gonna be sick now so you can calm down one way or another" - so today has been fever, headache, mucus, and trying not to puke. this has happened other times too. i tested and it's not covid though if it was it probably wouldn't be this noticeable. tomorrow morning's therapy session will have to be online i guess. my friend is sending me a care package. if anyone wants to send me hookers or show me their butt, lemme know. 4 comments

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