2022-07-02 23:54:37 ET

it's nice to see my up-the-cliff neighbors actually using the tower portion of their house the past few nights. for a while they were not using it at all, and i would sit here silently judging them for not doing so. if you're gonna live in a place like that, you better damn take advantage of it a lot and often.




2022-06-27 01:06:14 ET




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2022-06-12 00:23:45 ET

good gosh!

i ordered FOUR cans of beanee weenee from amazon fresh...

...but they gave me FIVE cans of beanee weenee!

stupendous!


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2022-06-03 17:15:14 ET

pee + shower = power

[important update]

i pooped today. not in the shower, though.


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2022-05-31 15:05:57 ET

this. the whole fucking video. all of this. cops are fucking dipshits.


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