2026-11-01 01:39:32 ET
thing 1. some guy who was jogging today while i was Exercise Walking™ (with sennheiser over-ear studio monitor headphones on that don't exactly scream "hey it's convenient to try to talk to me right now while i'm wearing these") after a. attempting and failing to get my attention once, b. turning around and jogging after me to catch up to me again and then incessantly gesture for me to remove my headphones only to ask me "hey you know where the beach is at?" (this is on the walking path onto the bay bridge from emeryville. i'm pretty damn sure there is no beach.) and me basically telling him that no i do not, and then putting my headphones back on and continuing to Walk Briskly™ onward, he acts as though he's jogging away again only to c. again turn back around and catch up with me and gesture for me to pay attention to him again for some reason, so i again pause and take my fucking headphones off (sorry for the repeated interruptions, lovely new booka shade album in my headphones that cleverly apes the album artwork from that one new radicals album but that's neither here nor there i guess) and THIS time the guy seemingly doesn't know what to say (though at this point it's beyond clear he's the sort of Awkward Weirdo Man™ who thinks i'm Hot™ and wants to do something about that. sigh.) and this 3rd time (2nd time he's actually gotten me to stop for him if we're keeping track) he just fuckin pulls out his phone and starts showing me a video of him jerking off his penis. all i could muster as the fastest response possible in order for me to return to my beloved Booka Shade™ Sennheisers® and Lenghty Saturday Walk Routine™ on this very public walking / biking path in broad daylight was to look at him as awkwardly as any man has ever been looked at in his fuckihng life and say "uh i'm into women, sorry, but appreciate it" (needless to say i did not actually appreciate it, i just wanted him to go get distracted by some other shiny object to apparently put his penis in and leave me alone without attempting god-knows-what-else).
thing 2. i just saw an advert for McDonald's™ (lol who eats there anymore) doing their Monopoly™® game promotion thing again (i actually used to go there and play that game ages ago before they decided to start charging $5,749.99 for a cheeseburger. i never won anything particularly great, though. i never even won some random guy's locked-loaded-and-always-ready penis jerking smartphone video when i played McDonald's™ Monpoly® Game. oh well.) but anyway the actual reason i'm mentioning this as thing 2 is because this fucking Regular Ass Supposed To Be Family Friendly I Guess Who Knows McDonald's Monpoly Game YouTube / TeleVision Advertisement Commercial is using the song GOT YOUR MONEY by OL' DIRTY BASTARD. to advertise that you can go to mcdonald's and play monpoly.
summary: in summary today and tonight have been a fucking day apparently. uh happy halloween i guess? i have no idea.
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