2025-12-18 20:41:12 ET so, for some reason today has been the big poop day i expected 2 days ago! whatever. (stock photo not necessarily related but for some reason i couldn’t find a stock photo of someone shrugging perplexedly on the toilet so i found something better)

2025-12-16 17:46:51 ET been waiting for this poop for days and i think it’s gonna be a 2-parter. will update later to confirm. [update, 9:33pm] no part 2 yet but i swear it's fucking coming. will circle back before bed! [update, 11:05pm] apparently part 2 of this shit is gonna show up in the morning which likely means it's going to be huge. [update, the next day] i am pleased to announce that the much anticipated Poop Part 2 FINALLY showed up and it was just as dense as your mother.

2025-12-13 01:06:58 ET ok so this was absolutely fucking incredible from start to finish to such an extent that i think i'll watch the whole thing at least a 2nd time. wow. if this is any indication of gamestop's current direction, i would say the company is absolutely poised for a comeback. seriously. that is if the CEO doesn't end up shot by some other big tech CEO hitjob after he allowed this whole-ass thing to happen. someone hurry up and employ me so i can start giving gamestop my money again. 2 comments

2025-12-11 00:25:52 ET ALL THE F(SH)ARTS 2 comments

2025-12-06 12:29:39 ET holy ever loving fucking shit i am beyond sick of harbor freight commercials on youtube. what the hell even is this company? in all my various travels and places lived i have never ever ever ever even remotely heard of nor seen a harbor freight store or a harbor freight anything anywhere in my life. and then suddenly this year entirely out of nothing this company shows up entirely out of nowhere with the most relentless ad campaign in the history of mankind just acting all like "hey we're harbor freight and we're not going to introduce ourselves or anything, instead we're just going to come right out the gate acting like we somehow have had 5 million stores for centuries now and you've always known and loved us and we're just like all the other stores and here's our totally normal ad campaign with the most annoying fucking theme song ever in an ad campaign but hey we've always been like that lol we're a totally normal company that you've always loved, right???" NO you fucking awkward weirdos. what the hell is wrong with your marketing. did some random VC investor you have suddenly decided you need to act like you're walmart while advertising roughly 500x more than walmart and yet i still have never seen a single one of your stores anywhere and i would have zero clue how to even go to one, let alone i would never want to go to one of your stores if they even exist and i could ever conceivably find one cause HOLY FUCK HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO BLOCK YOUR ENDLESS AND IDENTICAL YOUTUBE ADS AND WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS WHO THE FUCK EVEN ARE YOU HARBOR FREIGHT NO ONE FUCKING CARES. •• thanks for coming to my i-don't-use-dumbass-sites-like-twitter-or-reddit-so-i-guess-i'll-post-this-on-this-dumbass-site-instead Massive Internet Viral SK Blog Notblog Entry™ 4 comments

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