2026-02-21 21:18:47 ET HEY I’M OVER HERE STINKIN UP POOPTOWN POOPTOWN IS WHAT I’M CALLIN THE TOILET BOWL NO, THE TOILET BOWL IS NOT A TOWN IT’S A COLLOQUIALISM A COLLOQUIALISM ISN’T A TOWN EITHER JUST TO BE CLEAR CAUSE POOPTOWN IS DEFINITELY NOT CLEAR AT ALL RIGHT NOW I TELL YA WHAT.

2026-02-07 22:12:39 ET BITCOIN??????? WHAT ABOUT CLITBOING?!??!!!?!??!!!!?!!?????????????????? <shidding and sharding and farding like crazy and it all smells real bad!> side text 2 comments

2026-02-05 00:05:14 ET i guess noam chomsky was controlled opposition all along. also, maybe the real epstein files are the friends we made along the way. ¯＼_(ツ)_/¯ 2 comments

2026-01-30 14:21:42 ET 💗🌷oh what a blessed day ‘tis that the universe has so lovingly bestowed upon me a MORNING SHIT 🤘🔥🐦‍🔥🪵😈 after having recently been equally blessed by a lovely and serendipitous EVENING SHIT 🚒🚀🦹‍♀️🦀🤘🤘🏍️💣 upon the day of yester. how fortuitous a time to thrive! 🧚‍♀️🥰 …bottom text? IDK.

2026-01-24 21:28:13 ET probably just some synchronous combination of whatever i ate earlier plus the specific underwear-pants combo i'm wearing today plus the exact angle i was sitting on this specific chair but incredibly and much to my joy i had a fart a little bit ago that sounded exactly like a BOAT HORN.

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