2026-06-01 00:40:06 ET just here to say how massively disappointed i am that the "cracker barrel 400" isn't a bunch of nascars driving 400 times (or miles. actually miles would be better.) around an actual cracker barrel parking lot - preferably one that goes entirely around an actual cracker barrel Restaurant And General Store™® and look i'm sorry for posting so much these past few days - these trying times just demand it. single-handedly keeping this site alive while literally no one cares. ✊ seriously though cracker barrel 400 fucking missed opportunity and disappointment of the century. do better, nascar. 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe 3 comments

2026-05-30 10:17:28 ET hello happy weekend, just wanted to let you all know that dating apps persist in being the absolute literal definition of the phrase "total unmitigated dumpsterfire" ... uh 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe 2 comments

2026-05-29 01:39:19 ET 💁 i did not ask for late night poop. 🤷 yet here i am at 11:36 in the pm when i am usually well in bed by 11:00 in the pm but instead i’m over here not at all in bed while turds keep shovin’ out muh b-hole 🤷 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe

2026-05-22 23:32:00 ET omg guys. you guys. i just BURPED and FARTED at APPROXIMATELY the SAME TIME. this is definitely not a pointless post and i am definitely not using the fact that this just happened as an excuse for continuing my stupid new page "design" with another post. nope definitely not doing th- 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe

2026-05-19 15:38:12 ET don’t have any poops for two whole days and then have ceaseless repeating endless poops for 3 days* sure why not. p.s. those of us posting currently feels like we're playing a very slow game of "shuffle the noob avatars around" on the SK frontpage and i am waiting til they somehow align into a perfect 2x2 square grid. p.p.s. *4 days (the "p.p." in "p.p.s." stands for "poop poop". no one knows what the "s." stands for though - that's one of the internet's greatest mysteries.) ...shit. the s stands for shit. "poop poop shit". 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe 6 comments

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