turboskanker 2026-08-26 00:14:00 ET a. dolly parton has left us. no word / confirmation as of yet whether or not polly darton and / or dolly fartin' have also left us but for the sake of us all i hope not. b. WTAF. so i made that previous post about needing to come up with $2500 for my attorney and also i wanted needed an additional 21 dollars and 98 cents because negativland are playing live at the internet archive next month and sunday night i got exactly $2500 from a new freelance design client i've recently picked up and then i somehow got a few hundred more via other helpful people. so uh ok is SK my sudden fucking manifestation portal or something? hello fartin polly goddesses of the slabklapturez.nets website i also would like to have a really good sex partner who lives in san francisco (not way far away like other recent FWB situtions) and also isn't psychotic. though one would think the not being psychotic would be automatic given that i specified *really good* sex partner BUT I DON'T TRUST YOU SK GODDESSES ARE YOU FUCKIN WITH ME OR WHAT. well i guess i'm going to see negativland next month anyway. and my attorney got paid so maybe i'll be closer to getting kid back from previous psychotic / not-good partner after the return-to-court date on the 3rd. WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP POSTING ABOUT LEGITIMATE LIFE STUFF HERE? I'M GOING TO STOP THAT NOW. I POOPED TWO OR THREE TIMES TODAY I THINK. ...will report back, however, if posting this nonsense into SK gives me a sex life again. lol sure. p.s. dolly fartin' farts so much because he / she / it eats too much TIM CURRY. 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe

Cabezon 2026-08-27 12:23:48 ET Update us on if Sk manifestation on sex life works. It’s been 4 years for me and if it works I know what my next post will be!

turboskanker 2026-08-27 13:56:55 ET i will certainly follow up if it works though i have my doubts. 4 years is cute! it’s been over a decade for me, despite the fact that i get compliments regularly enough from women who certainly find me attractive. granted i partially blame the “trans movement” (even though i’m technically not trans) whereas i feel even despite this people have a lot more stupid and unhelpful preconceived ideas about people who “look like me” now than they used to and it adds a frustrating layer of people feeling intimidated by me where they don’t need to. stupid fuckin capitalist funded PsyOps boy i tell ya hwhat. -_-

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