2026-06-25 21:43:49 ET uh oh this is KIND OF A LIFE RELATED ENTRY but NOT TO WORRY it will RAPIDLY BECOME MORE GENERALLY TOPICAL INSTEAD though i cannot promise it will include poop. sorry. so, while in the process of trying to figure out how the fuck to get the stuff i have in shitty-landlord-eviction-apartment moved to temporarily-staying-with-friend-place in as quickly and efficiently a manner as possible, while also basically having no money at all, i've been reaching out to basically whatever-the-fuck agencies i get referred to locally to see if any of them have some sort of options or applicable help as such. my journeying as such today took me to a place that one of the previous places i'd gone to gave me as a possible option to see if they have funding and / or other options for help with moving. the TLDR version there is they did not. the place, however, well let's just say the place itself is proof positive that the gubmint under trump sure as shit hasn't stopped heavily funding The Trans Agenda™ just as much as the fucking biden administration was - which of course they haven't. they love anything they can turn into idpol to use to pit the proletariat against each other and it doesn't matter who's in office or what they pretend their views on Trans™ are when they're on TV or at a podium pretending they care so much about _insert_alleged_constituency_here_ because, of course, _insert_other_alleged_constituency_here_ are evil and bad and you should be paranoid of your neighbor all the time but definitely trust whoever Our Fearless Leader President Oligarch Mouthpiece is, they'll surely save you BUT LOOK OUT YOUR NEIGHBOR WHO MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE A DIFFERENT GENDER THING THAN YOU IS GONNA GET YOU I BET. ...ahem. so anyway yeah this clearly gubmint funded spot i went is called TransThrive™. now i tend to avoid basically anything, org or otherwise, that bills itself front-facing as "trans" anything, cause (much like the majority of san francisco, i assure you, don't believe what you hear) i pretty much hate idpol, am staunchly politically independent insofar as US politics are concerned, and, as much as i love my trans friends (kurt metzger takes them into the green room and fucks the shit out of them! (jimmy dore live show reference i'm sure no one here will get oh well don't care)), i am quite loathe to The Trans Agenda™ and its accompanying endless "both sides" demagoguery as much as basically every remotely functional and somewhat life-expreienced person is. that said, i mean, i'll go to any place that can potentially help me with this current conundrum and at least talk to them. well, lemme tell ya, this TransThrive place - which let me just say everyone there i absolutely feel for as a gender-atypical person myself - was definitely the most overtly culty feeling establishment i've been to - and that's saying something as i've been to more than one kingdom hall meeting with a jehovah's witness friend of mine. the whole atmosphere is like nothing else i've seen anywhere in san francisco or otherwise, the amount of trans flags, trans bunting, trans iconography and propaganda and marketing and and and... everywhere all over the place... is just sheerly overhwelming. and everyone there no matter how well meaning they may have seemed has the most "one-of-us" vibe i've felt pretty much anywhere since my (thankfully lifetimes ago now) purgatory years stuck in the fucking goth c̶u̶l̶t̶ scene. it was certainly an experience. definitely not indicative of broader SF at all but i'm fairly certain the whole thing is corpo/fed funded more than it is local money. also the amount of stuff theoretically you, me, or anyone can just... walk in and immediately just get on the federal government's dime with all but no questions asked and barely batting an eyelash is quite something. there's a whole on-site clinical area. there are hormone pills and various other things just, around. just the basic intake form you fill out asks you if you want one of myriad free procedures that are basically everything you could possibly conjure up - all offered somehow for zero expense on the part of the citizen (well, outside of tax money obviously going to this lulz - but we can't have socialized healthcare covering everything else in this country for reasons!) so basically i learned today that if i want to be straight up put under and given free breast implants and any other amount of various related surgical procedures ad infinitum and out the wazoo (even literally) and / or hormonal therapy of any kind by a Professional Clinical Network Doctor™ i can just literally walk into this fed funded culty place and say "hey let me check these boxes" and they'll be all "OKAY GURL LET'S GET YOU FIXED" with zero apparent questions asked, no money spent on my part, AND they'll literally thrown in a ton of makeup, sex supplies, and clothes for free on top of that. not even kidding. ¯＼_(ツ)_／¯ ... but they unfortunately do not have anything budgeted help pay for my moving expenses or my situation otherwise, other than they are able to offer n̶e̶w̶l̶y̶ ̶t̶r̶a̶n̶s̶f̶o̶r̶m̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶r̶a̶n̶s̶ ̶b̶o̶o̶b̶y̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶s̶t̶i̶t̶u̶t̶e̶s̶ me or you or basically anyone a free two-week hotel room voucher. ...so that's good. #ThanksTrump! P.S. THERE'S BONUS NICHE SOCIAL COMMENTARY FROM ME IN THE COMMENTS SECTION DOWN BELOW CAUSE I GUESS I COULDN'T FULLY STOP THIS ENTRY ONCE I STARTED IT YEESH. 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe 2 comments

2026-06-22 10:49:08 ET apparently craigslist (which TBF i don't even know how they manage to stay in business with roughly 99.8% of the entire stupid site having been basically an almost entirely useless troll-governed dumpsterfire for what feels like at least a decade+ at this point) has suddenly substantially updated their whole-ass UI for basically the first time in ever. i realize they've been making various adjustments and 'modern' tweaks around the edges for years, but this is different and an entire actual layout / visual overhaul... with integrated emoji for some fucking reason cause i guess they're still pretending it's 10+ years ago. does this make SK the last ancient internet holdout which refuses entirely to update anything about its UI / UX whatsoever? probably not but i'm still going to pretend that it is. though whenever these mythical udpates should ever potentially happen i think m0xie should definitely take a cue from craigslist and shove an arbitrary emoji next to each person's username and not give anyone the ability to change or even choose what that emoji is. c'mon m0x don't be a coward. 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe 2 comments

2026-06-14 00:58:13 ET JUST POOPED GOT EVICTED NOT EVEN KIDDING THIS IS A SERIOUS LIFE POST THAT'S WHAT THIS WEBSITE IS FOR RIGHT? 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe 2 comments

2026-06-07 23:22:36 ET T̶I̶L̶  LIN (lately i've noticed - which i've decided may as well be an internet abbreviation even if it isn't cause it sure as shit makes as much arbitrary / random sense as making TIL / "today i learned" an internet abbreviation)... LIN that the Old And Alone Loser Asshole Dude™ who lives on my apartment floor and is Prejudiced™ against me and sometime like a year and a half ago came to my apartment one morning and punched me in the fucking eye - which i can't remember if i posted anything about that here or not back then, as i try very hard not to post anything remotely serious or substantially life-related on this stupid silly ridiculous website that i had to go to a strikethrough text generator for just to make that say T̶I̶L̶  up there cause SK can't even be arsed to handle the most basic-ass HTML 5 tags like <s> or <del> properly and <strike> has long since ceased to be supported properly by any modern web browser and i sure as shit am not going to make some convoluted CSS code just to put strikethrough text on this silly ridiculous website of stupidity so ANYWAY... T̶I̶L̶  LIN (lately i've noticed) that that Old Alone Loser Asshole Dude™ who lives on my apartment floor and is Prejudiced™ against me and has a Long And Storied record of being a general absolute dipshit to various people in the building and who came to my apartment a year and a half ago and punched me in the fucking eye... apparently he's gay. i only realized this cause since pride month started, on the off chance i see the fucker (he's left me alone since then, fortunately, but i generally try to ignore / avoid him), he's been fucking hanky signaling (look that up if you somehow don't know wshat it is. i can't be arsed to make it some Bing Search™ link for you on this stupid silly ridiculous website) - he's been hanky signaling for pride month, and wouldn't you know it, the Old Alone Loser Asshole Dude™ who i have never seen with another person and have never seen him have anyone over ever either (neither neither) well, apparently, he likes being tied up and shit on. which i mean TBF (to be frank) that tracks with his behavior and, just, yeah. ¯＼_(ツ)_/¯ (i have to make that dumb shrug unicode character extra special for SK cause on SK you can't type a backslash anywhere - SK will just disappear it. go ahead! try it! this site is fucking dumb!) also i guess i still found a way to make this life-related post poop-related. or rather this old dipshit did. i'm a pacifist but if someone else wants to come over and punch him in the eye for me i won't say no. p.s. just randomly discovered after posting this that i guess (at least in microsoft edge on apple mac os which is what i use SK on) the fuckin <strike> HTML tag does still show up and work? JUST LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN SHIT MAYBE DEPENDING ON YOUR BROWSER. well whatever i'm still not gonna use it cause it's not supposed to work and SK hasn't updated its HTML protocols to work with what does and I CAN'T BE ARSED. p.p.s. i had to go back and put two non-breaking space codes in after each place i typed "T̶I̶L̶" in this post as well after posting it cause this stupid terrible awful really dumb website for some fucking reason just forces crossed out unicode characters to run into the next character in a text string even if you put a space there and SK also seems to force all multiple spaces to just become one space THIS SITE IS VERY FRUSTRATING YOU GUYS. T̶H̶I̶S̶ ̶I̶S̶ ̶W̶H̶A̶T̶ ̶I̶T̶ ̶D̶O̶E̶S̶ ̶I̶F̶ i don't put two non-breaking-spaces after the last strikethrough unicode character. just look at that stupid shit. look at this stupid site why is SK still here what are we all even fucking doing here FUCK. ok so, anyway, ok, so, to re-recap this entry which i have put entirely too much effort into for the 1.5 people who may read it: old asshole. punched me once. he likes to be tied up and shit on but can't even get that cause he's so repulsive. oh american life. 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe 2 comments

2026-06-03 19:45:26 ET on the one hand... while i don't presonally 'identify' as really anything, i am extremely grateful and honored to finally have a DJ booking again at this event at one of the oldest LGBTQLOLWTFBBQ (hell even the club night is called WTF, so there) venues in SF during the beginning of Hashtag Pride Month™® - and the flyer is legitimately bonkers in the best possible way and i'm a fan of whoever the hell made it. we gon' hit the spot we gon' drop the jams and every booty gon' drop like daaaamn. or something. oh yeah, the flyer: on the other hand... if i don't somehow magically come up with income and / or $1,350 in expendable funds otherwise by july 1st i will likely be evicted. um help? granted i know no one on here is in san francisco. or probably even not poor. or something. so all in all i have two hands and two somethings. 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe 2 comments

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