2026-09-15 01:07:54 ET IMPORTANT UPDATE: i had one of those mysterious poops tonight that left absolutely zero residue whatsoever so wiping my b-hole afterwards was 100% pointless and unnecessary as there was literally nothing to wipe. haven't had one of those poops since i was like 22 years old. WTF i've changed literally nothing in my diet lately and i've been downing way too much Whipped Cream™ as a relatively low carb sweet snack for Emotional Management™ purposes so you'd think the opposite would be the result - and believe you me it typically has been - but tonight suddenly had a round of CleanTurds for no apparent reason WHAT IS THIS A UNIVERSAL SIGN OF I AM UNCERTAIN.

2026-09-14 00:47:51 ET because of variuos circumstances and because friends are helpful my (old, broken) iphone 12 has today been replaced by a (relatievly new, fully functional, lovely) iphone 13 mini. i just named the iphone 13 mini so it's official now. farewell Phyllis, hello Samantha SmallFart. (yes, auto-suggest, "SmallFart", very good job.) 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe

2026-09-08 22:44:09 ET lo and behold the absolute top quality content™ you're missing from me over on vero™® (there's also more fun in the comments - on vero, that is. SK comments are never fun.) 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe

2026-08-29 01:11:15 ET please see my entry below this one for another recent “tonight i learned” event with a comment section because this entry won’t have a comment section because i’m posting too damn much but anyway tonight i learned that an amazon custserv rep will not ask you specifically about an ordered product by its ridiculously long amazon product name - something they will normally do when asking about a delivery problem IE they’ll be like “Is this pertaining to the item GBBBLOURVRIAN Blowtorch Health Monitor Skylight FlameThrower Fuzzy Peach Rocket TWIN-LOCK Deluxe Dual-Power Smoke Sky Creator For Boys Aged 12-to-49 ASB-HORSEWAGON-2 ?” when, for example, you’ve experienced a problem with the alleged delivery of your GBBBLOURVRIAN Blowtorch Health Monitor Skylight FlameThrower Fuzzy Peach Rocket TWIN-LOCK Deluxe Dual-Power Smoke Sky Creator For Boys Aged 12-to-49 ASB-HORSEWAGON-2 - the amazon support rep WILL NOT phrase a followup / item confirmation question related to a delivery problem in such a way when the item you’re having a delivery problem with is literally called “MGULEEYI Butt Lifting Leggings Women High Waisted Seamless Workout Leggings Gym Booty Tights Tummy Control Yoga Pants” - in this case the support rep WILL NOT, i repeat, WILL NOT refer to the item by its full amazon listed name and instead will just use such wording as the specific order number and “the leggings”. p.s. i am grateful that my tummy doesn’t actually need controlling i just like leggings. BUTT BOOTY, AMAZON REP. SAY BUTT BOOTY I DARE YOU LOL U WON’T OK.

2026-08-27 14:39:56 ET in the year of our lord 2026 i have discovered that apparently you can add yourself to your buddy list on SK. not that the buddy list is even useful in the year of our lord 2026 when there's only 3 and 1/2 semi-active users but hey this is now a 100% useless thing that you (one of those 3 and 1/2 semi-active users) may or may not have known. 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe 4 comments

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