farts

2019-05-24 02:09:44 ET you, an internet user: "hey lars, what do you do for a living?" me, a creative professional:

ProJared

2019-05-21 03:13:29 ET and yet another shining example of how social media has devolved into an engagement-algorithm driven hive-mind of egoist idiots with the emotional maturity of a 12 year old that have nothing better to do with their lives than hate other people while pretending that's an accomplishment. i'm definitely deleting my twitter account this year. this shit ain't the future.

fuckin hell

2019-04-27 01:37:11 ET so, thanks to bing i stumbled across an archived excerpt from a nintendo 64 email list i was signed up to waaaaaay back in the late 90s and holy fuck i was a dumbfuck back then. search for "CapFalcon1" if you want to cringe yourself to death. 2 comments

aaaaaannnnd

2019-03-22 19:06:25 ET the mueller report contains jack-fucking-shit and fuck-all in terms of indictable offenses or any real russian connections. add this to the long list of things i've correctly predicted that no one wanted to fucking hear. p.s. have fun when the whole US economy collapses in the near future at a level we've never seen before - but you won't hear the truth about that on the news til it happens, either. stay distracted. 3 comments

😏

2019-01-26 03:02:20 ET so it's taken til i'm 36 years old for weezer to cover electric light orchestra, and i'm pretty sure there's no members still active on SK who even remember when both were listed here as my favorite bands of all time. oh well, here's a post about it anyway, ya fucks. d-: 4 comments

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