2021-06-13 23:39:30 ET i'm not on twitter anymore, but still, this is pretty much all that needs to be said right here.

2021-06-02 22:10:51 ET so my kid was on the phone with my mom explaining the simpsons to her (she's never seen the simpsons) and he compared me to marge. sure why not. 🤷‍♂️ 4 comments

2021-05-27 18:49:30 ET ah, the glorious and tedious tug-of-war timesink that is uploading a new image to this stupid site. what does SK think is under 100kb in size vs what is actually under 100kb in size? the (long) answer: i tried compressing / uploading this photo 4 times only to get SK's "your photo has to be under 100k in size blaaaah!" message the first 3 of those times. the rejected attempts were compressed versions of this photo that were 99kb, 98kb, and 96kb in size respectively. so, what version did SK finally accept? well this one, that is 102kb in size, of course. 🤪 and the only end-result you get is this compressed-to-shit-and-back jpeg of me with hat hair. sorry. 2 comments

2021-05-13 12:03:42 ET you know it’s getting closer to summer in san francisco when stores start stocking up on firewood. 2 comments

2021-05-07 14:05:58 ET texans to elon musk: we love you elon! come to texas and do all the wonderful things those idiots in california won’t let you do!!! all the wonderful things those idiots in california won’t let elon do: https://www.wsj.com/articles/elon-musk-spacex-rocket-boca-chica-texas-starbase-11620353687 2 comments

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