turboskanker 2021-11-27 02:21:51 ET look what i found in the infinite depths of the fucking internet! jeez.

spazztech 2021-11-27 23:21:36 ET Adorable, even if I'm totally missing context

turboskanker 2021-11-27 23:23:19 ET back in SK's ancient and early days (when i was a totally different version of myself) all these SK members had made me fan signs. i guess it was a thing that was going around for a while? also i don't think any of these people are even active users anymore.

Panda Sandwich 2021-11-28 08:16:13 ET Now I am the rat king who rules the dregs of this relic

turboskanker 2021-11-28 11:26:01 ET you always were the king! i wonder if i’m the only one still left here that remembers the “Kult Of Wham!” thread that led to me being banned for a week cause i didn’t know what the fuck i was doing and also led to SK implementing a comment limit (that hasn’t been hit for years since no one uses this thing anymore)

Panda Sandwich 2021-11-28 15:43:29 ET Let's hit it now

turboskanker 2021-11-28 21:15:31 ET OH SHIT WE COULD

turboskanker 2021-11-28 21:15:39 ET UH OH

turboskanker 2021-11-28 21:15:49 ET HERE GOES MAYBE

Panda Sandwich 2021-11-29 11:15:11 ET Here we fuckin go!!!

Panda Sandwich 2021-11-29 11:15:18 ET Here it is!

turboskanker 2021-11-29 12:21:35 ET SHIT, I GOTTA SHIT

turboskanker 2021-11-29 12:23:01 ET i will continue to comment WHILST SHITTING.

turboskanker 2021-11-29 12:24:29 ET i ate too many Salted Caramel Brownie Oreo®

turboskanker 2021-11-29 12:24:58 ET last night’s poop was a big fat Anus Oucher™

turboskanker 2021-11-29 12:26:10 ET this morn’s is Endless Slippy Plops™ that smell Terrible® 🎶NA-BIS-CO🎵 <ding>

Panda Sandwich 2021-11-29 14:14:39 ET One time I saw a ghost

Panda Sandwich 2021-11-29 14:14:51 ET Where's the thumbs up like button

turboskanker 2021-11-29 14:19:32 ET it's IN YOUR MIND, MAN. 👍

turboskanker 2021-11-29 14:21:02 ET also word has it if you hit the "reply" button 4 times, a like button appears.

turboskanker 2021-11-29 14:21:03 ET

turboskanker 2021-11-29 14:21:04 ET

turboskanker 2021-11-29 14:21:05 ET

turboskanker 2021-11-29 14:21:06 ET

turboskanker 2021-11-29 14:21:11 ET shit, didn't work.

turboskanker 2021-11-29 16:35:15 ET !!!!! it's cyber monday. time to cyber.

Panda Sandwich 2021-11-30 17:29:35 ET Time to fuckin cyber 😎

Panda Sandwich 2021-11-30 17:29:37 ET

turboskanker 2021-11-30 19:03:39 ET /me slides pant to the left left

turboskanker 2021-11-30 19:03:55 ET /me squishes the butt

turboskanker 2021-11-30 19:04:16 ET /me does fifty-two smooshy lip noises and waits

turboskanker 2021-11-30 19:04:38 ET (tom waits also)

lovlybunchovcoconuts 2021-11-30 22:02:37 ET Holy shit! Blast from the past!

turboskanker 2021-11-30 23:55:02 ET yes! also hi!

Panda Sandwich 2021-12-01 12:19:24 ET :c0

turboskanker 2021-12-01 12:49:38 ET THE STAKES HAVE BEEN RAISED

Panda Sandwich 2021-12-01 14:25:49 ET Raise these steaks 🖕🖕🖕

turboskanker 2021-12-01 14:33:36 ET /me raises all of my stakes

turboskanker 2021-12-01 14:37:44 ET /me bounces my stakes up and down several times while singing hanson

turboskanker 2021-12-01 14:38:04 ET (are we cybering? is this how that works?)

Panda Sandwich 2021-12-02 11:50:06 ET I don't know but don't let the lizard people know we don't know.

Panda Sandwich 2021-12-02 11:50:12 ET I don't know but don't let the lizard people know we don't know.

turboskanker 2021-12-02 14:49:40 ET TOO LATE

turboskanker 2021-12-02 14:49:46 ET ADDITIONAL COMMENT

turboskanker 2021-12-02 19:43:41 ET BISCUITS

Panda Sandwich 2021-12-03 06:59:27 ET Prom? Y N

turboskanker 2021-12-03 10:57:49 ET Y

Panda Sandwich 2021-12-04 20:02:30 ET :O

Panda Sandwich 2021-12-04 20:02:46 ET Hopefully you bring more than two fists!

Panda Sandwich 2021-12-04 20:02:52 ET Hopefully you bring more than two fists!

Panda Sandwich 2021-12-04 20:02:59 ET Hopefully you bring more than two fists!

turboskanker 2021-12-04 20:17:07 ET i brought TWO GOPHERS

turboskanker 2021-12-04 20:17:33 ET i brought FOUR GOPHERS

turboskanker 2021-12-04 20:17:44 ET i brought EIGHT GOPHERS

turboskanker 2021-12-04 20:17:59 ET i brought SIXTEEN GOPHERS

turboskanker 2021-12-04 20:18:18 ET they keep multiplying

Panda Sandwich 2021-12-07 10:05:14 ET Exponential fucking gophers dude. We talked about this

turboskanker 2021-12-07 11:13:14 ET 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️

turboskanker 2021-12-07 11:13:51 ET there is no gopher emoji. what a jip.

Panda Sandwich 2021-12-07 18:04:58 ET Jorp

turboskanker 2021-12-07 18:49:03 ET oh is that what that is.

Panda Sandwich 2021-12-08 12:52:34 ET No it's a cyst

turboskanker 2021-12-08 19:19:47 ET is it hard?

Panda Sandwich 2021-12-09 06:58:39 ET About yey hard

turboskanker 2021-12-09 12:03:57 ET /me does fifty-two smooshy lip noises and waits

Panda Sandwich 2021-12-10 07:34:07 ET *grinds rails*

turboskanker 2021-12-10 11:36:53 ET /me wiggles eyebrows 17 times and then demonstrates my own grinding ability

turboskanker 2021-12-12 11:22:41 ET IT ISN’T THERE YET

Panda Sandwich 2021-12-13 17:13:30 ET *grinds butt at club*

turboskanker 2021-12-13 18:12:20 ET OH

turboskanker 2021-12-13 18:12:23 ET OK

Panda Sandwich 2021-12-14 14:32:55 ET Lars? More like Cars 2 ( the bad one.)

turboskanker 2021-12-14 15:04:54 ET DUDE. BRO. HENRY. it’s pronounced with a hard s like in arse or farce or arse.

turboskanker 2021-12-14 15:05:35 ET LARS ULRICH DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO SAY HIS OWN NAME AND IT IS THE BANE OF MY AMERICAN EXISTENCE.

Panda Sandwich 2021-12-15 11:56:47 ET Larse my arse dude

turboskanker 2021-12-15 12:47:47 ET Arse 2 (the bad one)

Panda Sandwich 2021-12-16 11:59:03 ET Electric arse a loo

turboskanker 2021-12-16 16:48:29 ET i do that every tuesday! AND IT'S THURSDAY. where dos the time go???

Panda Sandwich 2021-12-17 11:53:04 ET To the bank

turboskanker 2021-12-17 13:23:06 ET who has a bank in this economy?

turboskanker 2021-12-19 13:01:56 ET BIG FARTS

Panda Sandwich 2021-12-20 12:12:19 ET Bankin on me boxing you ears, maybe

turboskanker 2021-12-20 12:52:04 ET only if you can do it with your ASS

Panda Sandwich 2021-12-21 16:21:03 ET Oh, it claps

turboskanker 2021-12-21 16:33:55 ET does it clap and slap???‽

Panda Sandwich 2021-12-23 13:10:38 ET It sleeps

turboskanker 2021-12-23 14:26:54 ET #SleepQueefs

turboskanker 2021-12-23 14:27:06 ET additional comment!

turboskanker 2021-12-25 23:51:43 ET TECHNICOLOR MOTORHOME

Panda Sandwich 2022-01-01 20:26:23 ET HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Panda Sandwich 2022-01-01 20:26:28 ET HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Panda Sandwich 2022-01-01 20:26:31 ET HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

turboskanker 2022-01-01 23:12:08 ET OH SHIT. THE YEAR IS NEW. MY PANTS ARE NOT. WHY.

turboskanker 2022-01-01 23:12:30 ET WILL WE REACH THE END OF THE RAINBOW?!?!?

turboskanker 2022-01-02 11:15:14 ET big farts this morn’

Panda Sandwich 2022-01-04 13:29:36 ET Bj nmkmmkbbg

turboskanker 2022-01-04 21:50:06 ET BlowJob No More Korn, Mother, Mom, Korn BoyBand Good

turboskanker 2022-01-04 21:50:23 ET 👍

Panda Sandwich 2022-01-05 20:34:29 ET Please let korn stay I like korn

turboskanker 2022-01-05 20:45:39 ET ok i guess

turboskanker 2022-01-05 20:46:34 ET fat jon vs fat bob cage match go!

turboskanker 2022-01-05 20:51:17 ET

turboskanker 2022-01-11 01:53:15 ET FFS THIS BATTLE IS TAKING A WHILE

Panda Sandwich 2022-01-14 17:43:22 ET Where's sk to ban u again?

turboskanker 2022-01-14 18:19:38 ET up the butt and around the corner

turboskanker 2022-01-15 23:15:41 ET buttkultures

Panda Sandwich 2022-01-16 09:51:43 ET Lmao!

turboskanker 2022-01-16 13:21:41 ET q. when nelly furtado farts is it called a furt?

Panda Sandwich 2022-01-16 18:21:36 ET 👉🥒🥵

turboskanker 2022-01-17 00:07:51 ET huh, i never thought about it like that before.

turboskanker 2022-01-18 11:51:03 ET 40 comments to go. wow.

turboskanker 2022-01-18 11:51:56 ET i regret to inform you that fat jon lost the cage match, btw. fat bob is just too hefty.

Panda Sandwich 2022-01-18 15:09:31 ET So sick of these fat singers

Panda Sandwich 2022-01-18 15:09:38 ET 37

Panda Sandwich 2022-01-18 15:09:42 ET 36

Panda Sandwich 2022-01-18 15:09:49 ET 35ive

Panda Sandwich 2022-01-18 15:09:58 ET Lars sucks

Panda Sandwich 2022-01-18 15:10:18 ET Lars what's up with the lady sending you tots dude.

Panda Sandwich 2022-01-18 15:10:25 ET Those are for potatos

turboskanker 2022-01-18 16:17:02 ET i do not know but i do know that the point at which she sent them was the point that my still-ongoing sexual confusion began in life.

turboskanker 2022-01-18 16:17:58 ET also i have no potatoes. i never have potatoes. <stares wistfully out the window>

Panda Sandwich 2022-01-20 18:44:35 ET *gives potate*

turboskanker 2022-01-20 19:06:10 ET <belch>

Panda Sandwich 2022-01-22 10:35:59 ET Lars

turboskanker 2022-01-22 11:46:20 ET yes?

Panda Sandwich 2022-01-22 19:24:45 ET (fart noise)

turboskanker 2022-01-22 19:33:06 ET oh WOW

turboskanker 2022-01-22 19:36:25 ET i have COME over to play with your nintendo 64 bit entertainment console

Panda Sandwich 2022-01-22 21:36:57 ET Nice dude thanks for appealing to me

turboskanker 2022-01-22 23:18:40 ET i hope you have the REMOTE CONTROLes with the THREE DILDOS sticking out of them

Panda Sandwich 2022-01-23 08:24:26 ET One for ass Another for ass The third for ass

turboskanker 2022-01-23 11:47:30 ET <fart noise>

turboskanker 2022-01-24 13:21:14 ET 19 comments to go i think? LET'S HIT THAT ANTI-CLIMAX.

Panda Sandwich 2022-01-24 15:08:16 ET :V

turboskanker 2022-01-24 15:34:41 ET OH

turboskanker 2022-01-24 15:34:50 ET WELL.

turboskanker 2022-01-24 15:35:05 ET …..ok.

Panda Sandwich 2022-01-24 16:16:46 ET 14

turboskanker 2022-01-24 20:34:20 ET 937,002

turboskanker 2022-01-24 20:34:41 ET KULT OF WHAM! the second “cumming”.

turboskanker 2022-01-25 01:17:56 ET kumming? whatever. either way.

Panda Sandwich 2022-01-26 06:57:54 ET Which is it

turboskanker 2022-01-26 11:20:49 ET it’s both simultaneously.

turboskanker 2022-01-26 11:24:29 ET schrodinger’s jizz

Panda Sandwich 2022-01-26 15:08:51 ET 7!

Panda Sandwich 2022-01-26 15:08:58 ET 6!

Panda Sandwich 2022-01-26 15:09:04 ET JIZZ!

turboskanker 2022-01-26 16:40:44 ET

turboskanker 2022-01-26 16:41:22 ET still not there yet though.

Panda Sandwich 2022-01-27 08:18:25 ET 🥺🖕

turboskanker 2022-01-27 12:22:53 ET 😯 how rude! 🤤 how sexual!

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