2009-11-03 05:31:12 ET first day on the floor at beauty school today. i hope i don't lob someone's ear off. 1 comment

2009-10-18 09:05:22 ET why do people think jeff dunham is funny? 7 comments

2009-10-14 14:49:10 ET thank you, flying spaghetti monster, for placing matthew hagee on this earth. it is truly a delight when i see him on the jesus channel and get to laugh at how goofy looking he is. (if you find the concept of god as hilarious as i do, checking this guy out might be worth your while. he's deliciously absurd.) 3 comments

2009-10-03 21:27:47 ET dear jesus, please stop hollywood from making anymore saw movies. they are just...awful. amen. 3 comments

2009-10-01 14:16:37 ET i have hurt myself in the following ways since i came home an hour ago: got a cramp in the arch of my foot from bending it the wrong way caught my nostril screw on a washcloth stubbed my thumb on my window pinched my ring finger between my my chair armrest and desk i am such a goddamn klutz :/

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