2021-08-25 23:47:57 ET my ass just asked a question 4 comments

2021-08-23 14:13:46 ET a. i keep the nails on my left hand painted fuchsia b. i just had lunch at my favorite sandwich place in the mission while eating said lunch, some lady walking by on the sidewalk yelled at me “hey snoop dogg, i love your nails!” a. yes, correct. b. oh mission district. never change. 2 comments

2021-08-22 23:37:55 ET look, twitter SK, i'm massively disappointed that my BUTT LAW BUTT ADVOCATE screen cap got zero likes and zero retw-comments. but i'll forgive you, SK. that said, Bilal Ahmad Butt Advocate may not be as forgiving as i am.

2021-08-21 01:14:32 ET 2 comments

2021-08-20 16:20:51 ET some old chinese woman randomly insisted on giving me a $10 bill on the bus today. san francisco, man. 3 comments

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