turboskanker 2022-01-27 12:35:15 ET you GUYS this morning waiting for the bus i saw a MAN riding a BICYCLE on the STREET and he was wearing a hoodie that said “LIVE BETTER WORK UNION” and he wasn’t wearing a MASK so i guess he’s a TRUMP SUPPORTER ANTI-VAXXER WHO’S TRYING TO KILL MY CHILD.

cyb0rg 2022-01-27 14:00:08 ET Was he wearing a helmet though

turboskanker 2022-01-27 14:39:23 ET HELMETS don’t protect people from OMG-ICRON DEATH.

spazztech 2022-01-29 14:45:45 ET Normally I would think this is parody, but with the way things have been going..

turboskanker 2022-01-29 16:47:27 ET INTERNET USER: STOP TRYING TO KILL MY CHILD WITH FANCY WORDS LIKE “PARODY” OF WHICH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

You Dont Know Jake 2022-01-29 17:20:41 ET Remember, Lars always uses caps when he's EXTRA MOAR SERIOUS.

turboskanker 2022-01-29 17:24:04 ET YES IT’S TRUE, THIS IS, IN FACT, WHAT CAPS LOCK WAS INVENTED FOR BY THE LATE JAMES T. CAPS.

turboskanker 2022-01-29 17:41:19 ET (also since bio hasn't updated in like 36 years i feel like i have to do all the caps locking for both of us)

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