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2026-05-22 23:32:00 ET omg guys. you guys. i just BURPED and FARTED at APPROXIMATELY the SAME TIME. this is definitely not a pointless post and i am definitely not using the fact that this just happened as an excuse for continuing my stupid new page "design" with another post. nope definitely not doing th- 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe

2026-05-19 15:38:12 ET don’t have any poops for two whole days and then have ceaseless repeating endless poops for 3 days* sure why not. p.s. those of us posting currently feels like we're playing a very slow game of "shuffle the noob avatars around" on the SK frontpage and i am waiting til they somehow align into a perfect 2x2 square grid. p.p.s. *4 days (the "p.p." in "p.p.s." stands for "poop poop". no one knows what the "s." stands for though - that's one of the internet's greatest mysteries.) ...shit. the s stands for shit. "poop poop shit". 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe 6 comments

2026-05-13 10:59:50 ET since i'm needing to figure out how to not end up homeless by july, and the "job market" is still a fucking lie, and finding freelance work has also become quite fucking stupid, while i still do whatever i can to try to navigate this shit and hope someone just shows up and says "hey lars look here's a real source of income for an actual position that's actually hiring wow!" i've realized "oh yeah i'm still a professional DJ and while i broke the unplanned hiatus (thanks psychotic ex wife! instantrimshot.com) i was stuck in in regards to DJing a few years back, and i've released a few recorded mix releases since then, i really need to figure out how to actually start playing out again more since, theoretically, well paying DJ gigs actually are a thing that still exists. then this morning it hit me that oh wow, in my current endeavors to try to Get Stuff Happening™ with this, i have recently semi-updated (some of the bio copy is still somewhat out of date but whatever) my resident advisor profile as such, and SK is still stupid, so i can make an entirely unnecessary and pointless avatar photo update here via making a horribly compressed / tiny-ized / all-but-destroyed jpeg of my RA Promotional Image™ to fit within Stupid SK's Stupid 100k Image Size Limit Lol™. below is the less-compressed jpeg that's shoved into RA's far less stupid image constraints even though i am sure no one here gives a shit but i give a shit because i have designer problems but i also don't give a shit cause SK is stupid and i am just making this post purely to do something relatively pointless while i prepare for an otherwise pointed (just gonna go with that as the opposite of pointless) day. FFS i'm not even pooping yet. whatever! [ big update mere moments after making this post ] I AM ABOUT TO POOP! THIS POST HAS MANIFESTED IT HUZZAH! 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe

2026-05-11 00:04:10 ET this dumb site is getting weirdly active lately. i’m concerned. there’s even an actual new profile on the front page - if it isn’t a bot. are bots now targeting SK and we have our first one? time will tell. just like time has told me i’m having a massive poop now cause i didn’t poop earlier in the day. i could have, but the enjoyment of being Biologically Male™ plus whatever the heck else i am (including Bonus Hips®) plus the dress i chose to wear today being of the sort that requires seamless underwear, this basically means fashion tape must be involved and once the things are on they’re fuckin on, and while i can pee™ still via some deft maneuvers, i am not taking the fuckin panties off and retaping the things just to poop unless there is some Ultra Massive Shart Emergency™℠✝︎ which happened at starbucks once but i don’t go to starbucks anymore because the corporate heads suck and anyway i think it is almost time for me to wipe my ass now so WELCOME TO SK, MYSTERIOUS NEW BOT USER “AZEZELMORT” THIS POOP’S FOR YOU 💗💗💃 [update] there are TWO new accounts not just one. OK IT'S FUCKIN BOTS. 5 comments

2026-05-07 00:30:58 ET wowpoops high effort post 1 comment

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