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2026-07-16 14:26:42 ET hey you guys i’ve got this fantastic idea - hear me out! so first thing’s first we’re gonna join up with a crew of retards from way north of sacramento where the only bodies of water of note are a few rivers - then we’re gonna rent the cheapest possible river / lake boat we can find which apparently is 50 miles south of sacramento in fucking stockton where the only bodies of water of note are a few rivers, then after the Head Retard™ slaps the top of said boat good and hard and says “this puppy’s all we need!” we’re going to, for reasons, take said shabby rental river / lake boat 100 miles west to the INFAMOUSLY ROUGH WATERS OF THE GOLDEN GATE OF THE FUCKING OCEAN THESE INLAND RETARDS HAVE ZERO EXPERIENCE WITH (also no life vests we don’t need those at all you fucking pussies) and we’re gonna stack 20 retards on the top level of the fuckin lake cruiser, showing to all the bay area just how fucking retarded we are, and then, having ignored all regional boat launch warning signs, regulations, and laws (it’s ok one of the retards is a retired sheriff’s deputy because of course he fucking is), we’re just gonna let nature handle the rest and act astonished when a normal ass sizeable ocean wave capsizes our 20-people-top-heavy rinky dink river-and-lake cruiser from stockton, which stockton i would call the new jersey of the west coast except EVEN FUCKING NEW JERSEY IS ACTUALLY OCEAN ADJACENT WITH PEOPLE THERE WHO I PRESUME KNOW HOW THE OCEAN WORKS AND WHAT BOATS TO USE ON IT - anyway, like a few of us will definitely absolutely die. and then the news will either fail to or inaccurately report most of this. ISN'T THIS A STELLAR IDEA. C'MON KIDS LET’S GO WE’RE BURNIN DAYLIGHT! 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe

2026-07-15 00:59:12 ET i got a small (but still something) freelance client again finally that actually paid me a little upfront so now i can't wait for my Ndoobiy 80s Outfit Printed Leggings for Women 90s Outfits Womens Women's Leggings Accessories 80 s Outfits Leggins Soft Tights Workout Stretchy Pants Funky 80's Neon Full-Length M1-NO73-1 to come in the mail from amazon™ tomorrow. (they don't particularly strike me as 90s, and sure as shit aren't even remotely 80s (or 80 s), but hey i didn't name the fucking things) ...FULL-LENGTH M1-NO37-1 YOU GUYS 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe 3 comments

2026-07-10 01:59:15 ET i just released another new DJ mix and thusly there's now a new reason for you to mess around with the splashpage / frontpage (IDK what anything is called anymore, after laptops became notebooks i just gave up on modern tech vernacular) of my website for much longer than there's any good reason to. 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe

2026-07-05 12:28:22 ET about the only reflection i have on this goofy, dipshit, dysfunctional “country” being only 250 years old, after everything i’ve learned otherwise over the past couple decades or so in terms of revisionist history, propaganda, and the presently ongoing state of things in ‘murrica, is that it seems that this country has, in fact, always sucked, and what good things that have come from ‘murrica, whether economically or societally or humanitarian (lol ok sure) or otherwise have been, in fact, despite everything else that this country was “founded” on and has since perpetuated, and solely a result of cracks in an otherwise wholly flawed, corrupt(able), and fundamentally broken system that allowed for some relative good shit to happen here periodically as a bug and not a feature. also i’m pooping. happy 250th birthday to the epstein class. 🙌🇺🇸🍑💨🎆 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe

2026-06-27 16:50:05 ET P.P.S. as a small addendum to my below entry (which FFS i went fuckin hard on that entry i dare you to read it) this is what LGBTQWhateverTheFuck / trans / etc. san franciscans actually think of democrats (and politicians generally speaking regardless of party) - just so it's even more clear that the weird culty CorpoFedFundedWeirdness referenced in my below entry is definitely not indicative of SF's political makeup or whatever the fuck the "news" says about the city or the LGBTQWTFBBQ "community". virtually all the gender-noncomforming folk and LGBT folk i know and am friends or colleagues with in the city: • hate the "trans movement" and trans "influencers". • hate the democrats • are staunchly anti-"woke" and anti-PC ...come to think of it maybe this is why the media smears SF so much cause people here don't behave like they want everyone else nationwide to behave or stay in whatever lane the media / politicians tell them to. hmmmm something to ponder. ok read this shit down here now i dare you. don't be a coward. 👇👇🏻👇🏼👇🏽👇🏾👇🏿™

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