turboskanker 2026-05-19 15:38:12 ET don’t have any poops for two whole days and then have ceaseless repeating endless poops for 3 days* sure why not. p.s. those of us posting currently feels like we're playing a very slow game of "shuffle the noob avatars around" on the SK frontpage and i am waiting til they somehow align into a perfect 2x2 square grid. p.p.s. *4 days (the "p.p." in "p.p.s." stands for "poop poop". no one knows what the "s." stands for though - that's one of the internet's greatest mysteries.) ...shit. the s stands for shit. "poop poop shit". 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe

spazztech 2026-05-21 22:25:12 ET WHY DID YOU CHANGE THE LINK COLOR TO WHITE

spazztech 2026-05-21 22:25:32 ET but connect-the-poops is pretty hilarious ngl

turboskanker 2026-05-22 01:20:39 ET because i'm definitely not gonna be arsed to code / CSS up my SK page like i used to back in the day (and some of you crazy people still do) but i do want to keep this "like comment subscribe" bit going forward and use it to replace the normal comment link for each post going forward while otherwise employing the least effort possible - the simplest option was just to make links white in the settings cause then it'll make the norml comment links 'hidden' and for all future posts that include links otherwise i'll just fuckin manually change the color of those links individually as needed - but i'm not going to retroactively fix all my previous posts or anything to match this current format going forward cause SK DOES NOT DESERVE THAT KIND OF EFFORT FROM ME. i mean in... 2004 or 2005 whenever the hell it was, my ablity to code / customize my SK profile with CSS / html was literally what landed me a job at myspace - but my ability to do literally anything with this dumb site now isn't going to get me a job anywhere. so i've made the layout a bit more minimalist using the regular ass settings section and will now copy and paste 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe onto the end of every post i make on here in lieu of the normal comment link that i refuse to do any extra work to actually hide because SK IS A SILLY PLACE. ...will this come back to bite me on the rare instance i actually make some remotely serious post and it'll still have to end with 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe ??? ...i would say yes, but also no.

turboskanker 2026-05-22 01:25:08 ET (also i also say all this when i arguably did put somewhat too much effort into changing the noob baby to the poop baby in pixelmator but FFS a bit is a bit.)

turboskanker 2026-05-22 23:38:55 ET look i caved to your peer pressure and fixed the link color in ONLY the post below this one with my DJ profile thing (and i also made a completely unnecessary new post, as opposed to all my other posts here that are completely necessary) but i'm not doing more than that.

spazztech 2026-05-24 07:42:22 ET lol gotta take what I can get

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