2021-12-31 16:38:05 ET SF's idiot mayor that no one likes has apparently cancelled the NYE fireworks show cause OMGicron. hilariously, the rest of SF's government which mostly opposes her is basically just giving her a pat on the head and saying "sure" while still encouraging people to go out and party anyway, with the SFMTA and caltrain sending out multiple messages the past few days that transit is free city-and-peninsula-wide tonight for anyone wanting to go out and party. 🎉💩 [important sub kultures dot net new year’s eve update] i walked to the store and got ice cream and then i came back home and stayed in and played lots of simpsons road rage and pooped TWICE. [additional important sub kultures dot net important blog super update] i am having a THIRD UNWANTED ACHEY BONUS POOP 😤 however it is, at least, my very FIRST POOP OF 2022 so there is that 🤩 2 comments

2021-12-24 23:14:23 ET rest of america: bridges collapsing. potholes everywhere. lead in the water. infrastructure generally shit and never gets repaired. san francisco: hey um we need to make one of the new railings we installed as a part of a routine bridge retrofit not make any noise in the wind. ok thanks. -- p.s. if anyone wants my "Lars & Son Christmas® Photo For Sharing™ 2021" then text me cause i'm not gonna upload it to the internet like some weirdo.

2021-12-21 18:02:53 ET IF IT'S YELLOW, FLUSH IT, FELLOW IF IT'S BROWN, LEAVE IT AROUND

2021-12-20 17:25:15 ET OMFG YOU GUYS. EGG NOG HAS A THEME SONG

2021-12-17 21:27:15 ET found eggnog at costco. blessed costco. good costco. pet pet. 2 comments

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