2021-08-22 23:37:55 ET look, twitter SK, i'm massively disappointed that my BUTT LAW BUTT ADVOCATE screen cap got zero likes and zero retw-comments. but i'll forgive you, SK. that said, Bilal Ahmad Butt Advocate may not be as forgiving as i am.

2021-08-21 01:14:32 ET 2 comments

2021-08-20 16:20:51 ET some old chinese woman randomly insisted on giving me a $10 bill on the bus today. san francisco, man. 3 comments

2021-08-19 22:39:15 ET today has been international spake liken jar jar binks day, un while it'sa been largely okeyday, my've eaten too much cheese, un now mesa scant stoppa havin' da doo-doos. will update wit anutter report whena it gets betto. or notsa. 2 comments

2021-08-18 11:35:59 ET well, the sky looks like gavin newsom farted again this morning. so that's fun. maybe gavin newsom and london breed combined their farts to make one big power fart. 7 comments

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