2021-12-14 19:36:02 ET a. taking a shit at starbucks is one of life’s greatest pleasures. b. as an aside to my last entry, starbucks doesn’t have any fuckin nog items on the menu this year either. MY PARENTS IN FUCKING MONTANA HAVE NOG. WHAT GIVES, FRAN FRANDISCO??!/.1!😤 7 comments

2021-12-13 12:05:43 ET there appears to be a nog shortage over here. still can’t find it anywhere. i can only presume all the ultra-bourgeois cows and chickens over in berkeley have gone on lockdown due to unfounded covidnog fears. dire times, ladies and gents. 8 comments

2021-12-01 19:25:58 ET today i got a phonecall from nancy pelosi. please send help. 10 comments

2021-11-27 02:21:51 ET look what i found in the infinite depths of the fucking internet! jeez. 150 comments

2021-11-26 00:11:24 ET happy thanksgiving we still live in a corporate dictatorship

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