Red ROBOT update.

2002-09-20 14:31:52 ET Red Robot is LOOKING for HOME on EARTH PLANET. RED ROBOT think good place is ABANDONED INDUSTRIAL FACTORY. FACTORY has EQUIPMENT for powering up FUEL CELL! DO FOLLOWERS have better PLACE, ASk RED ROBOT? 13 comments

RED ROBOT lack of

2002-08-30 05:15:55 ET RED ROBOT not update because RED ROBOT not EXECUTING plans. RED ROBOT think SLAVES not DOING job of GIVING RED ROBOT KRUSHING KONTENT. RED ROBOT take vacation now. RED ROBOT on STAND BY mode. 13 comments

RED ROBOT PICTURES

2002-08-22 15:17:56 ET SLAVE-ARSENIC has provided RED ROBOT with INTERNETSPACE for PICTURES aquired at INTER-GALATIC MEETING. REDROBOT has ALSO PICTURES of NEW WEAPONS!!!! HERE ARE PICTURES 5 comments

RED ROBOT QUIZ.

2002-08-09 01:44:13 ET STOLEN FROM BEEP. 1. [Spell your name backwards] TOBOR DER 2. [Where do you live?]: GALACTIC OUTPOST, #4, HANGER F 3. [Describe yourself in 4 words]: RED ROBOT KRUSH HU-MAN 4. [Who/WHAT is your worst enemy?]: Hu-MAN 5. [If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be?]: RED ROBOT like hu-man slave. 6. [What is the latest you've ever stayed up:] RED ROBOT DOES NOT SLEEP!!!!! DESCRIBE YOUR 9. [Wallet]: No Wallet only BANKS 10. [Brush]: RED ROBOT HAS NO HAIR, iS RED. 11. [Toothbrush]: KOMPRESSOR says BRUSH YOUR TEETH 12. [Jewelry worn daily]: DONUT RING taken from LA, EARTH. 13. [Pillow cover]: RED ROBOT DOES NOT SLEEP!!!! 14. [Blanket]: RED ROBOT DOES NOT SLEEP!!!! 15. [Coffee cup]: RED ROBOT uses SWIMMING POOL for DRINKS 16. [Sunglasses]: DARK-Yellow EYE Shade 17. [Underwear]: NO 18. [Shoes]: KRUSHING 19. [Handbag]: MODIFIED MARTIAN SUBMARINE 20. [Favorite top]: NO 21. [Favorite pants]: NO 22. [Cologne/Perfume]: OIL 23. [CD in stereo right now]: RED ROBOT does not DANCE, like KOMPRESSOR 24. [Tattoos]: ONLY MODEL NUMBER 25. [Piercings]: NO 26. [Wearing]: ONLY RED ARMOR 27. [Hair]: RED ROBOT HAS NO HAIR, iS RED! WHAT/WHO (is/are) 29. [In my mouth]: SPEECH SYNTHESIZER 30. [In my head]: RED ROBOT massive CPU, a neural-net PROCESSOR 33. [Talking to]: SLAVES 34. [Eating]: nothing. 35. [Do you like candles]: NO 36. [Do you like hot wax]: Only for KRUSHING 37. [Do you like incense]: WHAT? 38. [Do you like the taste of blood]: YES 39. [Fetishes]: Galactic CRABS 40. [If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what reason?] EVERYONE. 41. [Person you wish you could be with right now]: RED ROBOT model # 520385.29b 42. [What/Who is next to you]: Slaves, ROBOT seat, 43. [What do you want done with your body when you die]: CANNOT COMPUTE, RED ROBOT DOES NOT DIE. 44. [Do you believe in love]: only KRUSHING 45. [Do you believe in soulmates]: only KRUSHING 46. [Do you believe in love at first sight]: only KRUSHING 47. [Do you believe in Heaven]: only KRUSHING 48. [Do you believe in forgiveness]: only KRUSHING 49. [Do you believe in God]: only KRUSHING 50. [What's something that you wish people would understand]: THEY MUST BOW TO RED ROBOT 51. [What's something you wish you could understand better]: RED ROBOT KNOW ALL 52. [What's one thing you want to make happen for tomorrow]: RED ROBOT KRUSH ALL HU-MAN. 23 comments

RED ROBOT:malfunction

2002-08-08 09:21:27 ET RED ROBOT has problem! REDROBOT PHOTOCAPTURE device is not FUCTIONING! RED ROBOT will have to take back to RETAIL outlet in other GALAXY when RED ROBOT gets chance. RED ROBOT has sighted better DESTRUCTION equipment from space pirates. RED ROBOT will use technology to make photos and have PHOTOS sent by shuttle to RED ROBOT after return to REDBASE. SHUTTLE will then be DESTROYED to avoid SHIPPING CHARGES!!! NEW WEAPONS WILL HELP RED ROBOT IN HU-MAN DEFEAT!!! 7 comments

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