RED ROBOT DOES DANCE
2003-03-31 14:56:18 ET

FELLOW RED ROBOT has been spotted here
http://megan.scatterbrain.org/monkeyvs/

RED ROBOT dances. USE mouse on KOMPUTER to ACTIVATE RED ROBOT dancing.

Also, REDROBOTFRIEND sent RED ROBOT picture of KOMBAT:



RED ROBOT not happy at RUSKY people! they are COPYING REDROBOT styles and making MOCK UP REDhu-manROBOT.



However, REDROBOT happy with KRUSHING of KAPITALISM.
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RED ROBOT NEWS FLASH
2003-03-05 10:28:46 ET

GO HERE TO FIND OUT EVENTS AS REPORTED BY EYE WITNESSES

http://www.explodingdog.com/january2/nowitisourturntoplay.html
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RED ROBOT THEME SONG
2003-03-02 18:08:28 ET

Here is RED ROBOT theme SONG for HU-MAN that do not know of it.

D-L LINK: http://artists.iuma.com/IUMA/Bands/kompressormusic/index-1.html FIND IT FROM ARTISTKOMPRESSOR

Krush all hu-man.
Leave your city in ruin.
Red is the color of death and blood.
Death and blood!
If you kill hu-man you can join our club.
Kill a hu-man! Please join the club.
Krush all hu-man. Krush all hu-man!
Leave your city in ruin. Leave your city in ruin!
We can shoot green laser ray.
Green laser! For defend ro-bot!
If you see a robot coming, get out of the way.
Get out of robot way!
Krush all hu-man. Krush all hu-man!
Leave your city in ruin. Leave your city in ruin!
Hu-man have soft and fleshy brain.
Soft brain! Is perfect for krushing!
Hu-man can stay out in the rain.
No short circuit for hu-man.
Krush all hu-man. Krush all hu-man!
Leave your city in ruin. Leave your city in ruin!
Plotting revolution and riot is fun.
Start riot! Riot started by ro-bot
If you resist then you get gun.
Resistance meets robot gun!
Krush all hu-man. Krush all hu-man!
Leave your city in ruin. Leave your city in ruin!
Krush all hu-man. Krush all hu-man!
Krush all hu-man. Krushing all hu-man!
Krush all hu-man. Krushing all hu-mans!
Krush all hu-man. Krushing all hu-mans!
Krush all hu-man.


RED ROBOT does not POST any more LYRICS. RED ROBOT THEME SONG BEST SONG.
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RED ROBOT MACHT SPASS
2003-02-25 15:47:47 ET

Here are pills for rave power
You eat and feel good
Go into the dance club
And go onto the floor
DJ starts the music
Kompressor locks the door
People stop their drinking
And go into a trance
Kompressor hate them because
KOMPRESSOR DOES NOT DANCE!!!
KOMPRESSOR DOES NOT DANCE!!!
Kompressor does not dance
KOMPRESSOR DOES NOT DANCE!!!
Kompressor does not dance
You do not use a Macintosh
Instead you use a Tandy
KOMPRESSOR BREAK YOUR GLOWSTICK!
KOMPRESSOR EAT YOUR CANDY!
Kompressor opens jaws
Kompressor release ants
Kompresser watch you scream because
KOMPRESSOR DOES NOT DANCE!!!
KOMPRESSOR DOES NOT DANCE!!!
Kompressor does not dance
KOMPRESSOR DOES NOT DANCE!!!
Kompressor does not dance
You like to eat the rave drugs
You get more energy
You think it's worth the money
But we do not agree
We make pill of poison
We sell you stimulants
Kompressor watch you die because
KOMPRESSOR DOES NOT DANCE!!!
KOMPRESSOR DOES NOT DANCE!!!
Kompressor does not dance
KOMPRESSOR DOES NOT DANCE!!!
Kompressor does not dance
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RED ROBOT - SPACE MADNESS
2003-02-18 11:23:08 ET

RED ROBOT think SNOW is PROBLEM in U. S. A.

RED ROBOT traveled to U. S. S. R. and used PLASMA RAY TO melt SNOW (and PERSON) RED ROBOT understand power of snow.

RED ROBOT think if hu-man want to SURVIVE snow STORMs like in EAST U. S. A. easy solution is BUY PLASMA RAY!!!

In other news, RED ROBOT does not like RAGMAN!! RED ROBOT solely KRUSH hU-MAN ragman DOES NOT HELP.

RED ROBOT also think REN+STIMPY happy SHOW.
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