turboskanker 2026-03-29 11:31:10 ET regardless of the absurdly bountiful amount of #ShartyShits™ that came out of me last night, and the horrendous farts that preceded them, i am here to report that the horrendous farts, at least for the moment, are still continuing into this morning! what a delight, as i thought surely they'd all been spent after last night, but no! it is a blessed and abundant day.

spazztech 2026-03-30 10:40:08 ET

turboskanker 2026-03-30 12:18:25 ET unrelated but related - someone needs to invent a poop shredder toilet. why? why not and why yes.

spazztech 2026-04-08 11:05:13 ET I feel like you should know that I pooped during an active shooter exercise that I was a role-player for and the cops almost breached the bathroom while I was in there

turboskanker 2026-04-10 09:51:05 ET that's some next level shit! ...instantrimshot.com

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