2026-01-02 02:23:28 ET

taking some time to reflect on the day before i go to bed.

lunch today was kimchi, so that my day was full of powerful and terrible kimchi belches

of course this led to the evening having been and still being full of tremendous and disgusting kimchi farts

tomorrow morning i will most likely smile real big as i prepare to unleash the inevitable fanciful and horrendous kimchi turds into this blessed new year of 2026

oh boy!


[unrelated post addition!]

is there any online platform now that isn't being obviously overrun by fucking fed accounts and weird paid political operatives? jesus fucking christ.






[additional related update]

the predicted poop is far surpassing my wildest dreams and i am quite pleased!!!




2026-01-05 13:04:29 ET

more liks FEDSlist, amirite? For real though that's pretty fucked up (but not surprising).

2026-01-05 18:37:17 ET

CL's community section has become an absolute dumpsterfire for years now that i've suspected is mostly feds but this basically makes that suspicion pretty undeniable.

basically for the longest time it's just been a series of absolutely retarded posts (like the sorts of things you'd see on other social media in other parts of the country) from supposed die-hard trumpublicans and die-hard kamalacrats yelling back and forth at each other all day (with posts worded the exact same way as each other because let's not forget feds are also all morons and not very creative) and the people making these posts also just post all day long while relentlessly flagging basically all other posts posted by normal people. and considering SF is such a staunchly independent contingent of people where virtually no one in the city holds any of the views on either the "right" or the "left" that these posts put out there, it's obvious that the posts aren't organic and they're probably not even locals.

this fake celebration post in particular i flagged / removed - so whatever fucknut posted it then reposted it with a more vague headline and changed the location from san francisco to "san francisco peninsula" vaguely somewhere between SF and silicon valley while still noting in the post the event will be in SF. guess even whatever moron posted this knows that SF isn't gonna play this shit and people here know a fed when they see one so he's trying to poach from suburbia instead... which TBF like every astroturf protest that manages to get some small amount of people yelling somewhere in SF always has to truck in a bunch of people from outside SF cause locals aren't this fucking retarded, at least for the most part.

anyway yaaaaaaaaay internet hellworld.

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