2025-11-06 15:31:28 ET

you guys, i've made it.

i have achieved success by winning at the instagram algorithm and have received FOUR likes on what is ostensibly a photo of my butt.

dead internet theory MY ASS.

....MY ASS, YOU GUYS.

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2025-11-07 12:36:56 ET

Congratulations!

2025-11-07 13:09:45 ET

oh god.

while definitely absurd, being reminded this photo exists has had the unintended effect of also reminding me how sad it is that so much of this younger generation of supposed gender atypical people (and i say "supposed" as there's clearly a larger conversation to be had about how much of them are even legitimate in that vs. just heavily compartmentalized / having some real psychological problem / going through some genuinely propaganda-brainwashed phase that they're going to regret later) have been wholly convinced that they should get surgery to have an ass or god-knows-what-else like that. -_-

at any rate i am content with declaring everything to be kim kardashian's fault at this point. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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