2024-12-23 02:33:09 ET

only one of the weirdos on this website wasn't so antisocial as to actually bother to text me for last year's Official Father / Son Christmas Holiday Time Digital Joy Card™ so this year i've given up asking for text messages (though the, like, 2 or 3 of you here who actually have my number will get this sent to your phone as well anyway) and i'll just post this here for the other 2 or 3 of you who might actually care for some reason. click on it for the full-size hugemongous version.




we went to in-n-out for dinner tonight in the midst of our Annual Christmas Lights Exploratory Walk® and i am glad to report i had several huge, long farts while there to share with all the tourists. especially the tourist from texas who honked and whistled at me from his dumbfuck raised truck.




2024-12-28 21:56:13 ET

was I the weirdo?! at least up until your latest post.

2024-12-29 00:35:17 ET

yes. haha. as you can see from my latest post i have also acquired panda sandwich's number since then as well, but yours was pretty much the only (active) user's number who texted me for this last year at christmas time.

there are some other SK people who's numbers i have and send this stuff to as well, technically, but they're people who never really update anymore and i've spent more time with them in person in previous places i've lived than i even see them on SK (some haven't updated in many years, even), so i don't really think of them as SK people anymore i guess.

oh well, some of us weirdos are still here keeping the dream alive. or something.

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