turboskanker 2023-04-22 23:30:16 ET i present a presentation: "Capitalism Is The Most Efficient System / The Trajectory Of The Pants I Ordered From Amazon Dot Com" Monday, April 17 • Amazon Carrier picked up the package. • 3:44 PM Package left the carrier facility. Tracy, CA US (62 miles from San Francisco) • 8:08 PM Package arrived at an Amazon facility. Crest Hill, ILLINOIS US (2,102 miles from San Francisco) -- Tuesday, April 18 • 12:32 AM Package left an Amazon facility. Crest Hill, ILLINOIS US (2,102 miles from San Francisco) -- Thursday, April 20 • 3:33 AM Package arrived at an Amazon facility. Newark, CALIFORNIA US (34 miles from San Francisco) • 6:41 PM Package left an Amazon facility. Newark, CALIFORNIA US (34 miles from San Francisco) • 6:58 PM Package left the carrier facility. Tracy, CA US (62 miles from San Francisco) • 9:46 PM Package arrived at an Amazon facility. Tracy, California US (62 miles from San Francisco) -- Friday, April 21 • 3:18 AM Package left an Amazon facility. Tracy, California US (62 miles from San Francisco) • 3:35 AM Package left the carrier facility. Tracy, CA US (62 miles from San Francisco) • 4:48 AM Package transferred to another carrier for delivery. San Francisco, CA US (0 miles from San Francisco) • 5:15 AM Package arrived at a carrier facility. San Francisco, CA US (0 miles from San Francisco) • 6:10 AM Package is out for delivery. San Francisco, CA (0 miles from San Francisco) • 12:43 PM Package delivered inexplicably covered in some sort of liquid soap. San Francisco, CA -- thank you, this concludes my presentation entitled "Capitalism Is The Most Efficient System / The Trajectory Of The Pants I Ordered From Amazon Dot Com"

Drake 2023-04-23 02:42:01 ET Weird it went to Chicago. It's like you have an APO.

turboskanker 2023-04-23 10:16:17 ET ha, yes! and then how it got as close as newark before going back to tracy again after that. this was the weirdest tracking history i’ve yet seen.

spazztech 2023-04-23 10:45:53 ET Jokes aside, I know from personal experience that Amazon pretty much fetishizes route optimization. I wonder what happened here, on the technical level.

turboskanker 2023-04-23 10:55:52 ET i have no idea. the fact that the package was literally doused in soap when it got here made it that much more bizarre and laughable. they put another plastic sleeve around part of it to try to mitigate the fact that it was covered in in liquid but it didn’t really work. Special Pants™

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