turboskanker 2023-04-03 16:26:46 ET “I GOT MY EARS BEDAZZLED” feat. rando kid behind me on the bus.

Panda Sandwich 2023-04-04 13:59:53 ET That's God. He's answering Alanis' rhetorical.

turboskanker 2023-04-04 14:19:10 ET but i thought alanis was god. though i never saw that movie so what do i know.

cyb0rg 2023-04-04 18:38:29 ET God is definitely a lil mexican boy who rides a scooter with neon grips

cyb0rg 2023-04-04 18:38:58 ET also, you are literally bigger than god

turboskanker 2023-04-04 19:15:53 ET i bet god doesn't even have his ears bedazzled.

cyb0rg 2023-04-06 14:57:37 ET god only had sex like once in his lifetime

turboskanker 2023-04-06 17:30:21 ET i think you’re giving that kid too much credit.

Panda Sandwich 2023-04-07 13:57:40 ET That kids a fuckin puss master

turboskanker 2023-04-07 15:30:33 ET no that's your mom

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