turboskanker 2022-06-12 00:23:45 ET good gosh! i ordered FOUR cans of beanee weenee from amazon fresh... ...but they gave me FIVE cans of beanee weenee! stupendous!

Panda Sandwich 2022-06-13 15:04:35 ET Wow white privilege at it's fucking finest. Excellent job Lars hope you choookooolllkkkm

turboskanker 2022-06-13 15:20:58 ET TBF i wouldn't use amazon fresh in any other place in the US. SF's labor laws force amazon to pay employees much more substantially here than anywhere else, and also force them to give employees proper PTO and much more substantial benefits, along with actual restroom breaks and other shit (ho ho pardon the pun) that they don't get anywhere else in the US (well except maybe for new york now that that union thing is happening). WORKING CLASS PRIVILEGE.

turboskanker 2022-06-13 15:23:50 ET also don't be envious of my tower of beanee weenee.

Panda Sandwich 2022-06-13 16:31:14 ET I hate you so much I'm going to kiss your mouth and regulate harsh fun control laws!

turboskanker 2022-06-13 16:34:31 ET you’re not my ex wife though

Panda Sandwich 2022-06-14 09:49:24 ET Not yet ;)

turboskanker 2022-06-14 10:48:09 ET i also have hohos and dingdongs

Panda Sandwich 2022-06-14 12:17:46 ET Zebra cakes?

turboskanker 2022-06-14 14:13:18 ET dear god no it’s only tuesday

Tala Marie 2022-06-16 16:13:40 ET no panda, he's still talking about his exs. several dingdongs, many hohos.

turboskanker 2022-06-16 17:22:02 ET i'll dingdong your hohos.

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