turboskanker 2021-12-14 19:36:02 ET a. taking a shit at starbucks is one of life’s greatest pleasures. b. as an aside to my last entry, starbucks doesn’t have any fuckin nog items on the menu this year either. MY PARENTS IN FUCKING MONTANA HAVE NOG. WHAT GIVES, FRAN FRANDISCO??!/.1!😤

spazztech 2021-12-14 19:57:32 ET you are all about dat #pooplife ain't you

turboskanker 2021-12-14 20:04:20 ET yes but it is so lacking without nog ): debating on whether or not to stop at trader joe's on the way home and SEE IF JOE WILL DISAPPOINT ME OR NOT

structure destruct 2021-12-15 00:41:32 ET Where's Bio when you need him?

turboskanker 2021-12-15 01:04:54 ET he should ship me some east coast nog since i can't find it anywhere out here this year and it's maddening! p.s. didn't go to trader joe's cause i was hungry and wanted to get home faster but i did stop at the GOLDEN GATE MARKET DELI and they didn't have any fuckin nog either. I AM FROWNING.

turboskanker 2021-12-15 01:06:49 ET from the middle of november til the end of the year i expect NOG in VARYING BRANDS and VARYING SIZES from portable 16oz on-the-go nog to big costco jugs to be PLENTIFUL and in GREAT SUPPLY and readily accessible EVERYWHERE. i have lived in SF since 2014 and this is the first year it's been like this and i, for one, blame russia.

structure destruct 2021-12-15 09:18:02 ET Have you considered the reeeeee of choice these days: make your own nog reeeeeeeeee

turboskanker 2021-12-15 12:47:07 ET that sounds frightening. i am frightened.

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