turboskanker 2021-07-10 19:59:18 ET LAST NIGHT i was the king of ice cream! 🍨 TODAY i am the king of poop! 💩

structure destruct 2021-07-13 14:39:29 ET But it was worth it, right? RIGHT? (as someone who's allergic to almonds but always worth the closed throat sensation)

turboskanker 2021-07-13 17:14:55 ET in the immortal words of brak, "YOU KNOW IT, BUDDY!"

turboskanker 2021-07-13 17:15:44 ET also i've found that my own closed throat problems are simply resolved by someone shoving a strap-on down there for a while. 🤷‍♂️

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