2020-02-14 21:29:30 ET

i've been sitting at starbucks farting thinking about how my favorite activity is sitting at starbucks and farting - but now some guy just sat across from me who smells like a living, breathing fart.

touché karma. touché.


2020-02-17 22:35:00 ET

THIS POST READS LIKE YOU SAT BY A MIRROR

2020-02-18 15:40:23 ET

OH LEL.

2020-02-18 15:41:35 ET

generally speaking the upside to farting at starbucks is, because it's a coffee shop, it already smells perpetually like farts anyway, so no one can tell.

this guy though - he was on another level.

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