2026-06-01 00:40:06 ET

just here to say how massively disappointed i am that the "cracker barrel 400" isn't a bunch of nascars driving 400 times (or miles. actually miles would be better.) around an actual cracker barrel parking lot - preferably one that goes entirely around an actual cracker barrel Restaurant And General Store™®

and look i'm sorry for posting so much these past few days - these trying times just demand it. single-handedly keeping this site alive while literally no one cares. ✊

seriously though cracker barrel 400 fucking missed opportunity and disappointment of the century. do better, nascar.


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2026-06-01 08:10:46 ET

I feel like I should just post this in response to almost every one of your entries lol

2026-06-01 11:40:49 ET

yeah that does seem like it'd always be relevant here!

2026-06-01 11:44:38 ET

...meanwhile i'm still just hanging on longingly to the mental image of 30+ nascars haphazardly blasting in small circles around a cracker barrel for hours on end.

one day, perhaps. one day.

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