fuck.

birkizturkiyede 2005-05-06 09:36:28 ET 5 second update. I found out my roommate is a (real) whore. Works a corner and everything. So guess who's moving out tomorrow and has none of her stuff packed? Me. Oh, and there's no electric. She flipped out on ME because the bill didnt come. BEHİYE SİKİM. -- for SubSonik -- another use of the word "fuck" in Turkish. Stupid, fucking, rotten, loose, whore. That's all for now -- if I keep going, I might be inspired to put plastic explosives under her bed. Whore. *wants to kick her* :(

SubSonik 2005-05-06 09:38:04 ET LOL I got a mention but it's a not eon how to say fuck. thanks, I think *hugs* kill the skank

birkizturkiyede 2005-05-06 09:41:01 ET This is SO going to be written in my book. Chapter 5 -- Öröspücüm/My little whore. If the skank werent friends *ahem FUCK BUDDIES* with the police, I would, and thanks :) ps - Behiye sikim. I fuck Behiye up.

SubSonik 2005-05-06 09:50:55 ET LOL ahhhh police corruption. sweet.

klemmy 2005-05-06 10:22:28 ET u could always make tapes of the sessions and sell them. or blackmail the police with them. there u go.

SubSonik 2005-05-06 10:24:11 ET .... If you blackmail a crooked cop in turkey you are most likely to A) Be awarded by the government for your integrity B) Be intimidated into shutting the fuck up or C) Be found dead in a ditch with nothing but a token investigation into your death and violation

klemmy 2005-05-06 10:24:36 ET damn it. just like Boston cops eh bredan?

SubSonik 2005-05-06 10:25:29 ET only the ones that worked for James.

klemmy 2005-05-06 10:28:05 ET AH

SubSonik 2005-05-06 10:29:36 ET yeah. never blackmail the mob. EVER

klemmy 2005-05-06 10:40:27 ET yeah that sounds like a bullet in the brain wish.

Skav 2005-05-07 11:45:09 ET Whores on street corners gone wild you say? A huge hit on E-bay!

birkizturkiyede 2005-05-08 21:17:14 ET THANKS GUYS! Youve all made me laugh and feel TONS better. The good news is a have FLED the apartment, and I swear to God that if the stupid skank comes to my work, Im going to throw her from my 8th floor office window by her big whorey nose. that's all :) <3

klemmy 2005-05-08 22:06:21 ET big whorey nose? where do u come up with this...

birkizturkiyede 2005-05-09 00:15:36 ET :-D When you're living in the middle of an extremely strange culture with double tea pots, verbs that end in "mek" and "mak", a favourite national meal called "Alexander", watered down yogurt with salt to drink (the name is ayran), and everybody's name is Ahmet, Mehmet, and Mustafa.... well.... you're bound to come up with some extremely strange things.

analog sky 2005-05-09 01:03:27 ET And I thought I had some bad roommates....

SubSonik 2005-05-09 04:38:04 ET .... MUSTAFA oooh ho ho hoo *shudders MUSTAFA! ... sorry LOL

birkizturkiyede 2005-05-13 21:47:35 ET analog: I swear to God nothing is as bad as this skank. I hope she gets hit by a really big friggin kamyon! SS: LMAO -- moooooooostaaaaaaaaaaaaaafaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

SubSonik 2005-05-16 05:17:37 ET wtf is a kamyon? a Kamyonero?

birkizturkiyede 2005-05-19 21:33:08 ET oops forgot the translation again! kamyon = TRUCK in Turkish. O zaman (so), I hope the fucking skank gets run over by a really big friggin TRUCK! :)

SubSonik 2005-05-20 05:33:57 ET hehehe glad we're here to keep you speaking english =p

klemmy 2005-05-20 06:05:21 ET i tell bredan, one day we'll read her entries and it'll will be in broken languages, part turkish, part french, part made up, part that UN language. and we'll all be saying, wow, this is what happens when a linguist goes insane. and we'll take another sip of our coke/pepsi product. lol

SubSonik 2005-05-20 06:07:02 ET I think it will be hilarious when she starts posting in some Pidgin english/turkish.

klemmy 2005-05-20 06:08:55 ET it will be!

birkizturkiyede 2005-05-25 03:39:18 ET LMAO :) You guys rock <3 I've been SO stressed. SO incredibly stressed and well, hasiktir! (holy fuck) İşte bu! (Here it is) SS and Klemmy have come to save the day *trumpets*. *hugs* you know I was talking to my mom on the phone the other day, and instead of "seriously" I said "gerçekten" and for "like" I said "gibi... yani". Tanrım! (My God!) Im in America in August-- what the hell am I gonna do?? Im seriously AFRAID of speaking to people. My accent is all screwy too. I sound like a British turtle!

SubSonik 2005-05-25 05:47:05 ET a british turtle? I was unaware that turtles had accents

klemmy 2005-05-25 14:16:37 ET i was unaware they made any noise cept for a odd snarl.

birkizturkiyede 2005-05-26 09:57:11 ET Maybe I just sound like a snarling Brit trying to sound American??? Im gonna try and post a clip sometime!

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