It contains the hollow secrets.

The Moonicorn 2006-02-26 20:11:26 ET Within the moon is a fear humans cannot yet comprehend. They will soon be forced to, as each full moon grants the Moonicorns insight into the fragile intelligence strewn across the globe's harmless surface.

Gryfin 2006-02-26 20:12:10 ET welcome to the asylum

Gage 2006-02-26 20:20:45 ET Welcome to SK *touches you*

The Moonicorn 2006-02-26 20:22:06 ET The skin of a moonicorn is rough, molten, electric, and entombed with fearticks. The touch of a human is a conscious but final decision.

motard 2006-02-27 03:42:47 ET Welcome to SK. You're kind of crazy. Get in the van. >:O

The Moonicorn 2006-02-27 04:54:13 ET I will feast upon your pancreas.

lackeyboy 2006-02-27 05:51:17 ET Welcome to the ward. Mmmm. Pancreas.

motard 2006-02-27 05:53:21 ET ::'gasms::

Cowboy Soultaker 2006-02-27 11:56:25 ET you can't pull the wool over my eyes!

The Moonicorn 2006-02-27 12:29:57 ET There need not be any wool for the hooves covering your eyes will efficiently cover them.

bedlam 2006-02-27 13:19:46 ET Mattholck has met his match. Welcome and stuff.

The Moonicorn 2006-02-27 13:22:33 ET Your human comparisons are lost on my highly superior brain.

bedlam 2006-02-27 13:28:42 ET

Gryfin 2006-02-27 13:42:51 ET ya know if you add the letter "R" to the name... hmmm... ;-P

The Moonicorn 2006-02-27 13:47:39 ET they are insolent little imposters. Much like Gryfin.

Gryfin 2006-02-27 13:50:03 ET i'm still trying to figure out if you are a horse type... cause if you are then i must eat you. nothing personal, it's just part of being a gryfin...

The Moonicorn 2006-02-27 13:51:17 ET Horses are filthy Earth creatures. Moonicorns are born from the lunar surface and are unrelated, and your children will be turned into glue for such an accusation.

Gryfin 2006-02-27 13:52:40 ET they already are glue... ya lunartic...

The Moonicorn 2006-02-27 13:54:31 ET Let he who is without pun cast the first moonstone.

You Dont Know Jake 2006-02-27 18:07:53 ET welcome to SK. *casts the first moonstone*

Cowboy Soultaker 2006-02-27 18:09:06 ET I can't think of a pun for hooves. I feel so...behooved

The Moonicorn 2006-02-27 22:08:14 ET Hovering above your bed he will glare.

bedlam 2006-02-27 22:09:15 ET What the fucking shit is that thing? Things like that shouldn't be allowed to have wings. Jesus. That's cruel.

The Moonicorn 2006-02-27 22:11:13 ET The physical manifestation of your secret lusts, fears, joys, hopes and expectations.

bedlam 2006-02-27 22:18:45 ET That's the physical manifestation of my secret lusts, fears, joys, hopes and expectations. Except for fears...maybe if you add a knife. Knives are sharp. :edit: Mostly lusts, hopes, and expectations though.

The Moonicorn 2006-02-27 22:20:10 ET Mmmmmm. Irradiated

bedlam 2006-02-27 22:23:53 ET The glow adds extra flavor.

Gryfin 2006-02-27 22:25:58 ET it reminds me of a sweet baby bunny... like the kind from donnie darko... awww..... <3

The Moonicorn 2006-02-27 22:26:24 ET What you taste with your tastebuds, a moonicorn tastes with its charisma.

bedlam 2006-02-27 22:26:49 ET "What's "feces"?" "Baby mice." "awww..."

Cowboy Soultaker 2006-02-28 01:35:53 ET I think it was a moth

You Dont Know Jake 2006-02-28 02:52:55 ET i concur Cowboy....a moth big enough to serve for a small family's dinner.

Gryfin 2006-02-28 06:36:06 ET your mom serves a small dinner.

Cowboy Soultaker 2006-02-28 06:58:34 ET A moth big enough to freeze your winnebago!

The Moonicorn 2006-02-28 12:19:45 ET A moth with enough intellectual capacity to not use 'your mom' lines.

You Dont Know Jake 2006-02-28 15:53:38 ET your mom has enough itellectual capacity to not use 'your mom' lines!

Cowboy Soultaker 2006-02-28 15:58:01 ET What do they call your mom holding a pistol? Gun ho!

motard 2006-02-28 22:40:12 ET In bed!

Gryfin 2006-03-01 06:05:55 ET your mom is intellectual capacity enough to freeze your winnebago holding a pistol In bed.

Cowboy Soultaker 2006-03-01 07:04:05 ET (is stunned)

jackie likes PB 2006-03-02 21:50:12 ET whoa

The Moonicorn 2006-03-02 21:51:38 ET The human condition is constant confusion.

jackie likes PB 2006-03-02 21:54:06 ET twice!

The Moonicorn 2006-03-02 21:58:44 ET Sometimes you'll get a can or a boot instead of a fish. They are worth 0 bells.

motard 2006-03-03 00:00:46 ET How many is a corpse worth?

Cowboy Soultaker 2006-03-03 01:49:35 ET I usually send a tire or boot to a friend in the mail. THey like it!

Mark My Words 2006-05-12 07:59:14 ET Late as this is, but given all necessary proof, I can safely say I have the biggest crush on your brain.

The Moonicorn 2006-05-12 11:35:07 ET The truth is undeniable

turboskanker 2017-02-21 05:48:34 ET CHEESE.

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