2010-06-21 06:50:43 ET

So last Wednesday I "ran" in the J.P. Morgan Corporate Challenge which is just another way of saying "an annual 3.5 mile timed run around Central Park". Now you may be wondering why I put "ran" in quotes. I give up. Why?

Hahahaha

I'm hilarious!

*crickets*

I'm on the bus and my eyes are tired so please forgive the bad jokes.

Anyways, "ran" is in quotes because…

When I told people that I was going to run in my workshoes they all told me that it was a bad idea but I ignored them. "My shoes are extremely comfortable," I argued, "There is no way they'll hurt my feet." And I was right too. After the first mile my feet were perfectly fine but my knees…aaaaAAA! MY KNEES!

Yeah, so after a little bit over a mile of running on hard concrete my knees decided to start complaining by basically hurting a lot. I finished the race by walking. Took me 43:21 to finish the race after which I discovered that I couldn't walk up or down the stairs any faster than the pace of a 100 year old man.

It is now almost a week better and it seems like my knees will come back to normal soon. Uhm…yeah. That's about it. Took me like 3 hours to write this. Mooooo


2010-06-28 05:48:58 ET

Oh shit! Was this for real?! Fuck! It's cool that you actually attempted something like that though.

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