Fuck. I'd finish the Element Cafe but I'm too tired to write good fiction. I can write crap though. But I won't.
Krypton locks and its coitus with Bic pens:
Apparently Krypton locks (bike locks) with tubular 7-pin locks (aka soda-machine locks) can be picked, within seconds, with a Bic pen. Now the media only mentions bike locks. This problem doesn't affect only bike locks but also most tubular locks.
2 videos of Bic pens and bike locks engagin in wild sex action: