2005-03-25 21:51:10 ET

UPDATE TIME!

I have a BIG BIG MONITOR to match my BIG BIG THIRST FOR HUMAN BLOOD. A 21" IBM P260. It is sex.

I broke down and bought WoW. Cry for me.

I hate PHP.

Doom Camaro's back on the road.

I met a girl on the internet and hung out with her two weeks ago. It was glorious. Too bad she lives in St. Louis.

I may or may not be the devil.

And most of all:

[01:37] McPimpenheimer: ....an hour ago I agreed to go see a girl I just met on OkCupid.
[01:37] ConvulsusSomnium: uhm
[01:37] ConvulsusSomnium: dont die
[01:38] McPimpenheimer: So don't wait up on me tomorrow night because my gutted corpse will be hanging from someone's ceiling

SCORE!


2005-03-25 21:53:30 ET

it'll be worth it if she sounds like the midwives during sex.

2005-03-25 22:03:01 ET

It's entirely possible.

2005-03-26 10:17:12 ET

That is the most disturbing sexaul situation I have pictured today. Thanks Jan.

Also, don't be a pussy. PHP is your friend. I will help you suck less at it, provided I am on the clock at the time.

2005-03-27 09:51:35 ET

Hey, I didn't say that I quit PHP, I just said that I suck at it. I'm making an observation. Does that still make me a pussy?

2005-03-28 05:28:29 ET

yes.

2005-03-31 18:18:42 ET

damnit i need WoW right fucking now

2005-03-31 21:10:06 ET

YES! YOU DO!

ONE OF US! INE OF US! GOOBLE-GOBBLE, GOOBLE-GOBBLE!

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