happy fuckn thanksgiving, my heart is broken.

Beep 2005-11-24 19:37:41 ET Wow..this was such a happy holiday untill.. I went over to this boys house i was dating (jeremiah) to bring him some pie, cuz his family lives outta town, and i didnt want him to be alone. HE WASNT FUCKING ALONE AT ALL!! (sob) i saw through his window, him getting reaaaal friendly with a young lady on the couch. My heart was broken. I chucked the slice of pie i brought him at his house, but it didnt make me feel better. Ill probably slash his tires or something juvinille like that later, which might make me feel a little better, but i doubt it. Needless to say im ending this thanksgiving with jack daniels and tear drop chasers. Im never going to find a nice normal boy, EVER! I probablly should not be sad right now, i should be happy i dogded such a fuck wad, but im not. I cant stop crying.

You Dont Know Jake 2005-11-24 20:43:50 ET you could slash his tire with minimal satisfaction. or you could add some crushed cork to the gas tank and then squeeze superglue into the keyhole on the doors...

prophetsam 2005-11-24 23:46:01 ET or you can just fantasize about murdering him or something, and leave all the bad karma to him. Oh, and it's SO much better to have someone to bring you pie than to have someone to get 'friendly' with, so though you may be hurting now, you're the one who's come out ahead. "Any 'Major Dude' with half a heart surely will tell you my friend, any minor world that breaks apart falls togeather again..."

turbo 2005-11-25 01:18:05 ET guys suck, shoot him in the ear real good with a squirt gun. im sure youll find a decent guy...they're just sadly hard to come by.

prophetsam 2005-11-25 02:07:57 ET unfortunatly, decent people are hard to come by in general.

turbo 2005-11-25 02:24:29 ET true that.

Faint 2005-11-25 11:08:07 ET Lars would know about decent guys being hard to come by, he's been trying for years!

turbo 2005-11-25 11:52:38 ET too true ):

Kasty 2005-11-25 15:19:40 ET Want me to shank him?

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